Mission Mission

Good thing it’s Saturday! Reader Jason fills us in on some bittersweet news about what some have called the tastiest little breakfast town:

Just an update – They gave up on their amazingly tasty breakfast. They now open at 11:30 Mon-Fri, and 9AM on Sat & Sun.

Here’s the text of a note posted to their door:

To our breakfast customers:

We are no longer be open for breakfast Monday through Friday.

Come visit us on the weekend for brunch. We have a full breakfast menu including your favorite breakfast sandwich and four barrel coffee.

Brunch served Saturday and Sunday 9:00 am to 3:00 pm

Read on.

Thanks, Jason!

Photo by Sexiest P.

Ryan Farr of 4505 Meats finally picked a winner in our meat-related-story contest! It’s Melanie K! Here’s her story:

Easy. I’ve been a vegetarian for fourteen years, but every time my friend Alli and I get drunk at Elixir (which is less and less now, thank you douchebags) she tries to shove chicharrones down my throat. She has actually held them to my lips, gently applying pressure, while simultaneously carrying on a conversation with a group of new friends, because, as far as her logic goes, I will have to open my mouth sometimes.

Yes, we turn into eight-year-olds when we drink.

Anyway, I recently decided to give in and eat the meat, although slowly so I don’t puke and poop at the same time. I have had a few bites of prosciutto here and there, and the other night I stepped into Elixir (filled with d-bags, to the brim), and Alli was there. She looked H-A-P-P-Y-D-R-U-N-K and exclaimed, “Close your eyes and open your mouth!”

Read on!

Photo by pyrogenic.

Happy Friday, people of this neighborhood! It is time to adopt a cute animal!

Kitty Girl — 9 year old female

Kitty Girl goes the extra mile to greet you, jumping off her ledge with welcoming meows. If you’re looking for an expressive but easygoing cat who purrs often, Kitty Girl may be for you. Mellow and curious, she might have a shy moment or two, but overall, she’s very good-natured.

Ms. Bliss — 6 year old Labrador Mix

I am a mellow gal who loves tummy rubs! I have lived with kids before and like them and I have lived with similar size dogs too. I’m an easy going gal looking for someone who will appreciate my extra-large size lovin’!

All pets adopted from SFSPCA have received a pre-adoption veterinary exam and behavior assessment, vaccinations, spay/neuter surgery and a microchip.

Where: The San Francisco SPCA’s Maddie’s Adoption Center
Address: 250 Florida Street (at 16th – Street)
Hours: Open Tues – Friday 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., and Saturday/Sunday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. (Closed Mondays and major holidays.
Contact: 415-522-3500, www.sfspca.org
Follow SFSPCA at facebook.com/sfspca and twitter.com/sfspca.

The Tens heard Adobe Books here might be under the gun. The Tens is upset:

Occasionally when a local business closes, I have no one to blame but myself (sorry Palace Steak House, I kept meaning to go). This one however, I blame on you. You as in the royal you, is that a thing? Like y’all. But not any of you in particular, just you generally. ¡Ustedes! Fuck, English sucks.

Read on.

Photo by douglemoine.

P.S. Who thinks more book stores should organize their books by color?

Our pals over at Haverhill Fever are calling this the future. I’m not sure if that’s accurate exactly, but I like this informative video. Read all about it.

[via Summer Is Rad]

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Back in My Day, Cat Videos Were Really Something

What does it mean? OMFG has spied these all over New York and wants to know why.

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Cool Baby

Cone in a Hole

Birdhouses on a Wire

Is it any less cool if your main key opens a Camry instead of a Krypto lock?

Carlos Reyes has the scoop.

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Human Trafficking Ring Exposed in Dolores Park

Noel from the Secret Alley has a very important announcement:

Done with church on Sunday May 23^rd? Well, F.T. Productions of The Secret Alley is looking to make you a beer and Jello shot richer (while supplies last). If you want to come on by the Alley, record a zombie groan correlating with a specific zombie prerecorded on video, shouldn’t take more than 2-10 minutes, that beer and jello are as good as yers.

To get in, simply arrive at 180 Capp Street from 2pm-11pm, type #004 on the keypad and groan into the speaker. Journey to the second floor (The Secret Alley) and someone will be there to assist you with further instructions.

On your marks, get set, go!

Photo by Rev. Xanatos Satanicos Bombasticos (ClintJCL).

Previously:

Jello Wrestling at Bender’s

Zombie Tamale Lady

Zombie Movie