Mission Mission

Honey In Yr Brain just returned from a considerable hiatus with a killer breakdown of the problem with heterosexual romance in San Francisco:

Do you understand the LIMITATIONS women have in this city? It’s sort of crazy…..for every one attractive guy who actually has 60%+ of his shit together there are a thousand really great ladies with good style who have %70+ of their shit together. It’s not fair here in my age bracket…so many of us women have to settle for some dude who is just AND I QUOTE (from more than one dude) “hanging out”. Wait..you aren’t going to school? No. You aren’t working? No….I’m on unemployment. For how long have you been on unemployment for? A year….WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO HERE? I tag sometimes…hang out at the park. WOT? Ugh it makes my stomach hurt just thinking about the awful, awful scum single ladies have to deal with in this city.

Read on.

[Photo by LLL]

I love a good lovers’ quarrel as much as the next guy, but in light of all this heat, we’d better all be extra careful not to lose control. SF Appeal tells us about one couple (not pictured) that just couldn’t hack it:

A man was hospitalized after a woman allegedly pushed him out of a second-story apartment window during an argument in San Francisco’s Mission District early this morning, police said.

The guy’s probably gonna be okay, but seriously, people, keep it together. Read on.

[Photo by Carina]

This is a still from a short video captured by bicuriousdad at a local Starbucks. Watch the whole thing here.

Rad, right?

Doctor Dex explains:

Within seconds of these two bikini clad babes setting up at the park, this little muff diving gopher pops up out of nowhere.  Like seagulls at the beach moving in quick at the sight of a fallen cracker, these little fuckers are no different.  At first the sneaky fuck went unnoticed, until after inching closer and closer, to ridiculously close to get a better look.

Read on.

Yeah, that’s a little obscene now that you mention it.

[via Mark Sartoris]

So, this flyer is a bit lower-fi than the Muni boyfriend job we saw earlier. But does that in fact make it way more charming? I think it might. More importantly, what the hell is going here exactly?

[via The Minutes]

Wow. This is a helluva lot better than the average Missed Connection. Best of luck, lovebirds!

(Thanks, Kim!)

[via OMFG]

We exposed (har!) this peeper last summer, but he’s still at it. Openly!

[via Doctor Dex]

Ryan D. found this posted in his apartment and thought he’d share:

Some might mistakenly call this this a passive-aggressive note, but there’s really nothing “passive” about it. Please folks, tell your hook-up what apartment you live in. Using the process of elimination doesn’t work so well at 2:30am.