Hula Hoop Hijinx

On Saturday, this hula-hooping wunderkind had the crowd going crazy. It started out with a little, “Hey, check out that little girl hula hooping, she’s so tiny, ha-ha,” and quickly escalated to full-on rounds of applause and wild hooting and hollering from a sizeable section of the southern end of the park.

When she realized she was on stage, she really started putting on a show. By this I mean she started beating the shit out of her little boy companion for some reason, smiling all the while. But he took the beating like a man and afterward was not above helping her out with her two-hula-hoops-at-once trick, and just generally playing her comic foil.

Burrito Justice has another animated GIF (of the two of them hula hooping in tandem) right here.

Space Invaders Invade Noe Valley, Skip the Mission?

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Burrito Justice has the scoop, right here.

Hot Dog Bust!

Says Sangroncito:

Yesterday I watched the cops surround and bust one of the hot dog street vendors on Mission at 22nd Street.  Felt sorry for the poor guy….I just don’t see the threat posed by hot dogs.

Link.

Cats

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This dynamic duo can be found pasted to a wall somewhere between Dolores Park and Bender’s Bar.

Narc?

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The police crackdowns have got me all paranoid.

Guardian Angels in the Mission

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Reader mcas spotted this crew on Saturday in an alley near Pancho Villa.

Thanks, mcas!

Treat Street Time Warp

Reader John B. found a neat trick:

[Y]ou can turn Dirty Thives back into Treat St. Bar: If [this link] works right, you should be looking at Dirty Thieves @ Treat & 24th. But then if you step forward one click down Treat towards 23rd, you step back in time and see Treat St. Bar.

Thanks, John!

Watermelon Vinegar

My new favorite thing.

I mean, maybe it had something to do with that you were to dip your PULLED-LAMB SANDWICH ON BRIOCHE into it. But I think it’d be solid on its own, too. Or with other stuff, like lettuce. Or avocado. Or ice cream.

Thanks, Mission Street Food!

Fat Kid Riding a Razor Scooter Wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd Shirt

Pics please. Also, could this be the title of that album we already have the cover art for?

Peacenik Cowards in Shitfuck City

Sexpigeon goes to Dolores Park. Yay!