Hot new look for summer: Flamin’ Hot Chester’s Puffcorn powder all over your thighs

Free rock show tonight at Brick and Mortar Music Hall starring Tim Cohen (of the Fresh and Onlys)

This is the third edition of this Wood Shoppe thing, a monthly free concert series at Brick & Mortar. Stay tuned for more.

What does dubstep sound like?

Ewok or something hiding in the bushes on Alcatraz Island

Even though I’ve been in Northern California my entire life, I’d never been to Alcatraz until my friend Allie took me last Friday. It was pretty great, particularly the flora and fauna. See the snowy egret or something hiding in there? I was standing there looking at it when suddenly something else started talking at me, so I made a recording. The good part starts a little after the 0:35 mark:

Ewok right?

Guerrero Street traffic signal has had enough of your shit

Anger over gentrification turned into art instead of destruction

In a new Believer interview, Hannah from Grass Widow, asked about where her band’s songs come from, talks a little about the Mission:

With “Disappearing Industries” … I work at a video store on Valencia Street, which I’ve worked at for about five years, and I’m a San Francisco native. And our city, like many cities in the U.S. is getting really gentrified, and there was just this moment when I was just walking down the street, looking at all the specialty novelty coffee places and whatever, and I felt sheer anger. I was like, “I want to paintball this whole street!” I’m from here and I feel like an outsider in my own town! So sometimes it’ll start with subject matter. It’s like, “I need to talk about this right now.” I’m walking down the street and feeling this sadness, and also thinking about entropy, imagining San Francisco two hundred years ago and imagining it two hundred years in the future.” So I brought that to rehearsal and the three of us synthesized it together. We sat around—we wrote some of the instrumentation and then wrote a bunch of lyrics to sum up what all three of us have to say, and then we read what we wrote and put it together in a way that felt good to sing.

Here’s the song in question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbxiXu730qM

Much nicer than a bunch of broken windows! Read the rest of the interview here. Order the new Grass Widow album here.

Only two looks for guys these days

Local clotheshorse David Enos made the above illustration following a trip to Macy’s with his girlfriend, who observed:

There’s only two ways it can go these days for guy’s styles; you can look like I forget his name from ‘Drive’, if he was going out-on-the-town, or like some ‘Cargo Apocalypse’. [link]

So guys, which one are you?

But seriously, let’s all watch the opening credits sequence from Drive, mainly to find out what that guy’s name is — but also because it is awesome:

http://youtu.be/LtC64YfY61A

122-year-old gravestone washes up on Ocean Beach

I wonder what it was like to be a married twentysomething in San Francisco in 1890.

(Photos submitted by reader Tim K. Thanks, Tim.)

UPDATE:

Delia Presby Oliver (nee Shattuck)’s death notice in the April 11 Daily Alta.

Delia and Frank were married in October 1885.

And this may have been Delia’s house at 814 Powell (looks like she and Frank lived with her parents):

More details in the comments, which SFBay.ca has summarized.

Smug Californians on what life must be like in Texas

Lillian (not pictured) is from Texas, just like our pal Carlos (pictured). Apparently this sort of thing happens all too often:

Smug Californian: “So where are you from?”

Me: “Texas.”

Smug Californian: (In a tone that reeks of satisfaction with the smell of one’s own flatulence) “I’m so sorry. That must have really sucked.” [link]

So that’s a bummer. Smugness is the worst! (And Texas is pretty fun.)

[Photo by Corntard]

Junior Senior spotted in Dolores Park

Now let’s watch the unforgettable video for their unforgettable 2002 superhit “Move Your Feet”:

(Also, dang, I wish the park looked this good today.)

Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission