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Head Games

Supernatural abilities! At 16th and Valencia!

(Thanks, Al!)

Previously:

Laundry Day Strut

RIP Jay Reatard

One of the best shows I ever saw was Jay Reatard at the Knockout a few years back, back when the stage was on the lower level. His set lasted all of maybe 18 minutes, but that didn’t bother me because I was busy getting my face melted off.

Jay was always good to the Mission, playing unannounced shows and blowing minds left and right. Sucks that he’s dead.

Get Even With Who?

We’ve been seeing this character’s disembodied head floating around all over the neighborhood for weeks, so it’s nice to finally be able to put a name to a face, thanks to this pic snapped by Mike near 20th and Florida. I’m going with that his name is Oddfellow Says: “Get Even.”

Thanks, Mike! Click to enlarge.

Dolores Park Fruit/Vegetable/Herb Garden Coming Soon?

SFist has the scoop.

Cheap Dolores Chiller

Uptown Almanac, which was described to us by its founder the other day as “a joke Mission Mission,” is actually pretty useful. Today it informed me that the REI website has Timbuk2′s Dolores Chiller on sale for just $79.95! Bargain! I guess the spike in demand following our controversial product review last summer has finally begun to wear off. Link.

Astonishing Display of Projectile Vomiting

The Tens was in LA for a while, but lucky for us he’s back, and 2010 is looking good.

Previously:

Neither Rain nor Sleet nor Snow nor Vomit

Still Life With Pacifico-Swilling Armadillo

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Trauma Shoot in the Mission

For real. The Tens has the scoop.

What Do You Wear When You Take out the Recycling?

Local artist Jen Oaks wore the following (click to enlarge):

But seriously, I really want to know.

Allan Hough

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Email: allanhough@gmail

Website: http://allanhough.bandcamp.com

Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission