Mission Mission

Caitlin Podiak snapped this beaut’ at the fair yesterday. Perfect composition, right?

Update: SFist has tons more pics.

Jane over at Janebook was the victim of a legit sex crime the other night, but at least she managed to pull a great blog entry out of the ordeal. It starts with this screen shot of a Facebook conversation:

And after that, she charts “types of dick exposure from least classy to classiest.” Read on if you’re dying to know where N-Judah dick ranks. (No Greg Dewar jokes, please.)

Miscellaziness followed this jumping guy around the Mission the other night and documented several epic night jumps.

Let’s hear it for low-res photography!

Beware, everybody!

Thanks for the tip, Dylan!

Previously:

Come Scoot With Me

Mopeds on the Freeway (Video)

Tonight at Dusty Modern, a brand-new addition to the Mission.

[Thanks, Jessica!]

TK does! It’s #4 on his new Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants in San Francisco list. Here’s part of the reasoning:

You guys, when I found out you could mix and match the KFC and Taco Bell items it felt like I had learned something really important.

Also, apparently sand wiches are there.

Photo by Scott Clark.

Mike from the Roxie got in touch to tell us about a very special program happening this weekend:

I wanted to give you a head’s up on a really fantastic thing happening at the Roxie this coming Sunday at 7pm – An Evening with PFFR.  PFFR are the geniuses behind such provocative tv shows as WONDER SHOWZEN, XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL, and DELOCATED.  They’ve also worked on South Park, That’s My Bush, Late Night with Conan O’Brien and, yes, Snoop Doggy Dogg’s DOGGY FIZZLE TELEVIZZLE.

No way!

Here’s a funny thing they did:

Bat Bombs, your guide to tags in and around New York’s Lower East Side, just spotted this cheap Ribity knockoff.

Right? Or was Ribity so trashed one night he forgot how to spell his own name? Or does this have something to do with Marc Jacobs too?

P.S. Be sure to check out Bat Bombs’ “Why?” page.

Previously:

Ribity Makes Virgin Mary-Like Appearance on Sole of Area Man’s Running Shoe

Telstar Logistics just published a photographic guide to some of San Francisco’s most truly dazzlin’ pieces of neon signage, and a couple Mission District favorites are in there. See the light.

Sexpigeon jokes that it might be a portable hummingbird feeder, but he would like to know for real.