Mission Mission

Kevin at The Bygone Bureau gives it a shot:

I’ve never felt this way before. I hope you don’t think this is too forward but… would you want to get coffee sometime?

Read on.

Previously:

Banned American Apparel Ad

The kids want to know!

So apparently in addition to writing THE SUMMER JAM OF 2010, our pal Myles Cooper is also some kind of grade-school teacher or something. With perceptive pupils. Kudos, Myles!

Seriously though, go back and listen to Myles’ song if you haven’t heard it.

Al says:

Walgreens is getting pervy! They ‘claim’ it helps posture and cinches the waist. 23rd & Mission.

Thanks, Al!

Previously:

Strangulation Fetish Meets Female Mannequin

Renée‘s middle name is “Bonecrusher” btw. Link.

California Sunshine this afternoon presents a quick little play possibly about relationships. It’s called A and B and it starts like this:

A and B are standing in a room with a couch, a coffee table, a book shelf and a TV. A and B can be any pair- an adult and a child, a man and a woman, two men or two women.

A: I don’t want to fight.

B: I don’t either.

A: Good.

B: OK, we’re done fighting.

A: Great.

B: Wait, but we didn’t finish anything.

Read on, if you dare.

Photo by H. Jews.

Previously:

California Sunshine Live at Amnesia

Penelope Popsicle delivers the answer.

Previously:

Talking to the Prostitutes

[PHOTO REDACTED BECAUSE OF INJUSTICE, BUT YOU CAN STILL CLICK THROUGH TO IT USING THE LINK BELOW]

In an interview with 7×7 yesterday, Delfina’s Craig Stoll, apropos of not much, said that when he used to work at Timo’s, “[A]fter hours all the waitresses would put matches on their breasts and light them fire.” All the waitresses. He adds, “That was pretty fun.”

He also confirms yesterday’s report that Delfina is taking over the Ramblas space, and reveals that they will be serving Roman cuisine. Read on.

(Thanks, bodah!)

Photo by asabass.

Previously:

Titty City T-Shirt

First it was just a blindfolded Barbie™ top on the roof of a car. Then it got complicated.

I was walking down 17th Street and stopped when I recognized a familiar landmark. I noticed a pigeon standing on the roof, eyeing the torso with sideways glances. I was thinking about what the next level of this situation could look like when a man came out of Maverick and started speaking to me.

“Are you the owner of this car?”
“No.”
“Oh. Well, we’ve been trying to figure out how to get this pigeon to skull fuck the Barbie™ for a while.”

Then he put a piece of bread on her head and we both watched and waited.

I suggested a trail, which he was already on top of. As he made the little bread path the bird got embarrassed and uncomfortable and flew away.

End of situation.

Our buddy Annie (whom you might remember from her epic brush with niceness) caught this quick glimpse of something special happening in Dolores Park. Annie says:

Photo or video shoot, obviously, but I was on the J so I didn’t have enough time to guess at the plot. It looked like everybody was having a lot of fun, though.

A lot of fun shooting a new spot for Charlie Rose I bet.

Anyway, if you think this photo is fun, wait’ll you see the rest of Annie’s photostream.

As we found out earlier this week, the free friday tours of the Kink.com Armory are booked up until the fall so it’s going to be a while until we’ll get see all the glorious historical significance inside. Luckily for you, tonight our favorite DSLR-slinger from the Tens somehow got some kind of private tour with his “company”, which I can only assume is a custom power-tool supplier.

Anyway, he snapped this gem and a handful of pictures of good clean adult fun. Check out the full set on the Tens:

Jealous? I am. When I tried to flex my dubious, “Uhh, is there a press guest list? I kinda sorta write for a local blog” card, it fell on deaf ears at the Armory. But who could blame them? They don’t really need the press and we are but a humble blog that has recently been rewarded for pictures of public shitting. On the other hand, a significant portion of our traffic comes from dudes googling Sasha Grey, so maybe it would be good for business?

Well, if you change your mind, Kink.com, you know where to find us.

Update: Brizz posted more pics, including Johnny Five with some, umm, upgrades, on Uptown Almanac.