Mission Mission

Just sayin’

This and other comment-gold over at SFist.

For those of you who do not believe Brolores Park is real life, this just popped up on Craigslist:

All cuddlers welcome, cute cuddlers only though. – 25 (mission district)

Date: 2009-10-04, 10:49PM PDT

Hello, we are four handsome young gentlemen who are looking for some lovely young ladies to come over and keep us company. We have a spectacular entertainment set up. Let me walk you through it:

An Xbox 360: We can play video games, watch dvds, talk to our friends over the headset, WIRELESS controller.

Netfix streaming: Yup, thats right. Over 500 movies at our fingertips ladies. Anytime. All day with that shit.

A Flat screen TV: Say what??

Dolby surround sound speakers: We cans hear all kinds of shit.

Airtunes: My fucking laptop WIRELESSLY connects to the surround sound speakers. Music all day ladies, all day.

So much more: couches, table, dvds, hallway, kitchen, bathrooms, backyard, cherry tomatoes.

Our ages vary from 24 to 25, we live in the mission.

One of us has a queen size bed with 400 thread count sheets, in case you get tired from all the FUN!

Family Circus lovers a must.

Let’s be honest, if you just come to this blog to look at Mission District photos, you should just cut out the middle man and follow KayVee.INC on Flickr.

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As someone who attempted to drive around with CPR dummies in my car so I could poach the HOV lane, I can guarantee you that this will not work.

Also, what is up with that bronze burrito between the statue’s legs?

(Spotted on 18th)

Cindy sends us this tip:

Once or twice I referred to it as DP while gchatting and was later informed, by my boyfriend that DP stood for double penetration. So now I always write it out, to avoid confusion.

Now I know why my friend replied “fuck no” to my “dp?” text the other day.  This is awkward city and I’m running for mayor.

You guys!  I love love,  Muni, and Missed Connections, which is why I so thoroughly enjoyed this post on Muni Diaries, as well as it’s accompanying photo:

Romance on public transit!  From Flickr user jenmaiser.

Alexander Crane’s missed connection occurred a few months ago; I’m curious to hear whether the babe with the feather earrings ever got in touch.   Alexander or feather babe: write in!

And lastly: Muni Diaries asks for Muni missed  connections and thus, I will follow suit and request that you send Mission Mission your Mission missed connections.  Send love notes to: missionmissionmission at gmail dot com.

Seriously, I’ll get you a girlfriend with bangs and pretty eyes in no time.

Anytime weddings  and self-divorce at 25th and Valencia.  Get one of each!

(Photo from xojy)

This past weekend was Bender’s 6th anniversary, so team Mission Mission was there in force feasting on buffalo girls, guzzling Tecates and club sodas, and awkwardly dancing to soul music.  Then we spotted the most epic couple breaking it down all over the floor.

This photo courtesy of My Lucky Number’s One is ruining my life. I might never enjoy candy corn or Beanie Babies the same way ever again.

Previously:

Forlorn Candy Corn

BART Boner