Mission Mission

A grumpy commenter suggested Mission Mission shouldn’t be posting about the beach.

Little does Mr. Grumperton realize that we are actually preparing for sea level rise and the glorious arrival of Dolores Beach!

This via @DnomadB‘s most excellent (experimental) sea level rise mapping tool.

Precita beach looks pretty nice now that I think of it. Maybe we can catch a ride over there on a taco boat.

More San Francisco sea level rise scenarios (including some awesome place names IMHO) over here.

[via Fashionist]

P.S. I hadn’t thought about the Space Twins in like 15 years…

[via Tara]

You know, on these hot summer days, when you want something a little more complicated than a beer, but making a cocktail just seems too hard, and leaving your backyard seems a *lot* too hard… just make a shandy! Sneak Attack + aranciata works pretty good, but half the fun is playing with different combos.

Let’s get to work!

Update (5:16pm): This combo works pretty good too…

Not nearly as good as the other two marg options I’ve mentioned today, but it contains real tequila, it’s a damn sight better than any of the other BuzzBallz, and, to be honest, it’s on par with or better than most dive bar margaritas (not including all the good options we have here in the Mission, obvi).

My friends couldn’t believe they charged me $9 for dusty brown syrup with no alcohol left in it, but it was fun! You could taste in every sip the 60 years of nobody ever ordering Campari, in that dark little room with the best jukebox in the world.

I got the mini Coronas, but even still, Simon had to smash his nose in to get his lips around the edge of Nattles’ little mason jar. But it made the drink even better! Because he had to really work for it!! (Right, Simon?)

Anyway they’re good because if you make them at home (as opposed to having them at Chevys on the water) you can fine-tune them with all the ingredients you like best.

We were about to get on the bridge when we realized we were in a borrowed camper that didn’t have a FasTrak, and we didn’t have quite enough cash for the rush hour toll. So I swerved off I-80 and into the Chevys parking lot and it was awesome.

This one begins at the beach, exactly in the spot where YOU should have been last night because it was so damn hot, then hops on over to Secret Studios to hang out with ALL THE BANDS.  Guest-starring the aforementioned Social Studies, Two Gallants, and a whole bunch of other rad SF bands, this little ditty should help you make it through this sultry day.  And if you want to hear more, Luke’s playing again on Friday, May 30th at the Starry Plough.

Btw, for those of you loving this lovely Ocean Beach bonfire weather, know that your days of burning desiccated Christmas trees on the beach may be numbered if the National Parks Service goes through with their proposed ban on bonfires after 9pm.  WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.

Laying on the beach at Crissy Field on a 90-degree afternoon is pretty cool for a lot of reasons, so I did it two days in a row. Here’s a list of stuff I saw:

• Little red helicopter doing acrobatics over and under the Golden Gate Bridge
• “Horizon Lines” container ship entering the bay
• Soooo many pelicans, feeding
• Kitesurfers racing back and forth in formation
• Little boat full of crab cages racing back into the bay
• Three helicopters chasing each other all over the Bay Area
• Kitesurfers hauling ass out into the shipping channel to surf the wake of inbound container ships
• A couple swearing really loudly a lot (“Jesus FUCKING Christ,” he says to their dog; “SHIIIIIT,” she says to him, “Do you have the keys!?!?”
• Other picnickers looking jealous of my 4505 Burgers & BBQ picnic
• Two seals racing out toward the Golden Gate
• Uggo brown haze over the Berkeley Hills
• A guy in an oceangoing outrigger kayak HAULING ASS toward the Marina
• A majestic great blue heron in our path, and then in flight
• Brian Merritt and Rob Queenin taking a stroll
• Celebrity cruise ship departing the bay
• “Golden Energy” container ship entering the bay (I swam in its wake)
• State-of-the-art racing sailboats in training
• A guy that really really looked like Morrissey
• Coast Guard helicopter going back and forth along Crissy Field for like an hour
• The same little boat full of crab cages racing back into the bay again
• A couple that you could tell were rockabilly even though they were in swimsuits (maybe it’s the hair; maybe it’s the body language)
• Other picnickers looking jealous of my Courtney’s picnic
• A cool beetle crawling up the strap of my Dolores Chiller
• A really janky old boat puttering around (it was so old and janky it looked fake, but it was apparently seaworthy)
• A crusty old hobo-type who said something to our dog and pronounced dog “dōg”
• Some Europeans all in white (white shorts, white bikini, white wristwatch, white blanket, white towels, white accessories, etc.)
• Another European making lots of 360-degree selfies with a GoPro on a stick
• A seal bobbing around right where I’d been swimming 10 minutes prior!
• A guy in an oceangoing outrigger kayak slowly paddling toward the Marina
• “Horizon Lines” container ship leaving the bay
• Group of seals performing *full breach* after *full breach* omg
• 1 million dogs
• When it comes to beach activities, surfing often comes to mind as a quintessential experience.
• For beach enthusiasts looking to dive into the waves, learning to surf can be invaluable. It’s about being prepared to catch those perfect swells and enjoy the ocean’s rhythm.
• If you’re considering taking up surfing, checking out the Waikiki surf school website could be a great start to mastering the waves and making the most of your beach days.
• Surfing offers such a unique connection with the ocean and mastering those waves can be incredibly rewarding.

[Photo and additional reporting by Jess Kelso]

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