Too bad you didn’t try this Ti Couz Bloody Mary before Ti Couz gave up its liquor license

[Photo by 雨笙]

Saturday night fights: Punks vs. hipsters

Normally we wouldn’t give a second thought to a single thing in Oakland, but this appears to be a night of boxing sponsored by the East Bay Rats Motorcycle Club in which each fight pits a punk against a hipster. This seems notable. Pencil it in, perhaps.

[via the Mission Mission Facebook wall]

Here’s a reason to maybe actually buy an expensive vintage typewriter from one of those expensive vintage places on Valencia Street

Reee-diculous!

But the iPad bit is funny. Learn more.

(Thanks, Jono!)

Fishing for hipsters

Reader David K. spotted this west-coast-style hipster trap on 24th Street this morning. Laaaid back.

What do you call a surfer who’s obsessed with himself?

A gnarcissist!

If this guy is one, you can’t really blame him:

Gnar!

[Joke by Mimi V.] [Video via Ice Tubes]

Mission Love Advice lists surefire spots to meet willing hotties

Thanks for the tip, Mission Love Advice!

Top-hat trenchcoat guy lurking on your fire escape

Ritual vivisectionist or lonely burner?

[Photo by The Tens]

What time is it?

Now let’s all take a moment and remember what it was like watching Nickelodeon 25 years ago:

[Photo by Bhautik Joshi]

Dude, don’t be such a peg

Chrystal shares a gem of a terrible catcall:

 

Some couple is making out in the SFMOMA atrium all day today

Some couple (not pictured) is going to be making out all day today at SFMOMA (pictured). It’s for art’s sake:

The performance will take place at the Atrium of SFMOMA from the time door opens (11:00am) till the time door closes (5:45pm), during which time the couple will be continuously making out in public view. The Atrium is a transitional space in SFMOMA which does not require a ticket to enter.

Cool! Free show! Let’s head on over and see how heavy it gets.

[Photo by Dana]

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"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission