Mission Mission

Chrystal shares a gem of a terrible catcall:

Some couple (not pictured) is going to be making out all day today at SFMOMA (pictured). It’s for art’s sake:

The performance will take place at the Atrium of SFMOMA from the time door opens (11:00am) till the time door closes (5:45pm), during which time the couple will be continuously making out in public view. The Atrium is a transitional space in SFMOMA which does not require a ticket to enter.

Cool! Free show! Let’s head on over and see how heavy it gets.

[Photo by Dana]

Sunde, who formerly made and sold pies at The Rite Spot has a new pie cart and you can catch her and it tonight!

Hi there!
Pies are done and ready for tonight.  Key Lime and Mango Raspberry Coconut Crumble.  Britt and I will be at the corner of 21st and Valencia with our red cart from 6pm to midnight . . . check us on twitter @piefridays.
See you there!
Sunde

Law and Disorder reports:

Police have yet to say if the crimes were related, but the two robberies bear similarities. In the first incident, two Hispanic males in their mid-20s allegedly drove up to two victims near 20th and Guerrero streets at 2:27 a.m., demanding money at gunpoint, according to the San Francisco Police Department. The victims fled from the scene before their armed assailants could take anything.

Six minutes later, a 39-year-old woman was confronted by two armed men—both allegedly Hispanic males in their mid-20s—at 22nd and Dolores streets. This time, the thieves made off with the victim’s wallet, laptop, cell phone and iPad, police said.

Watch your backs tonight. Read on.

Burrito Justice has a full report here, along with a badass animated GIF.

Hampshire House just published a fond farewell:

Dear Doug, remember when we used to wash our clothes together while basking in the smell of citrus breeze and the hum of Latina hookers yelling “pinche puta” at their lovers wives on the tv. Those were the days…

Sounds nice! And see here for Doug’s own farewell notice, posted on the wall inside.

♥

[Photo by Mark Cross] [via ste.muzz's favorites]

It’s true too. We checked with her management company AND her Twitter. AND her Tumblr. It’s true. Janebook doesn’t lie.

Anyway, I’m sorry I missed it. I hear her new stuff is dope.

This week’s edition of Necessary Conversation opens with a fun gag about Twitter’s hot new tax break:

http://vimeo.com/21449131