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Too bad it conflicts with our No Age show

(Noise Pop 2014 kicks off tomorrow, y’all!)

You’re the guy who when the Thermals told us they grew up in SF and it’s always good to be back you shouted, “It’s awful now!”

You’re the problem. Feel free to leave. (And I felt that way even before I was informed that you were a white dude wearing a keffiyeh.)

The Thermals ruled though:

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From the official invite:

SF legend (and honorary Brazilian) Jay Beaman has been killing it lately at his new Madrone Art Bar happy hour “Brasilidades” where he spins all his favorite Brazilian party music and the rest of us boogie down. So naturally we asked him to come do it for us at American Tripps!

Come for the BOSSA NOVA and TROPICÁLIA and SAMBA… stay for the PAGODE and FORRO and AXE!!!!!

Also, I’ll be working the door. Come say hi!

Jay gives us a preview:

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Wes “Wes Burger” Rowe, the man behind last week’s bagel shitstorm, is doing a “Fatty Melt” popup this Friday night at Virgil’s, and they look pretty damn good.

Let the shitstorm begin!

We left out a number of good bar anagrams when last we surveyed this topic, so here we go again:

Bold Curve = Dovre Club
You Oral Cock = Royal Cuckoo
Cork Bra = Rock Bar
“Rum,” I lied = Delirium
Let’s Tag = Gestalt
Both No Hope = Phone Booth
Cut, Toke, Honk = The Knockout
Long Android = Iron and Gold
Robe Loom = Elbo Room
Panned Party = Napper Tandy
Out Homo-Meerkat = The Make-Out Room
Yes Colon = Clooney’s

We’ve included some La Lenguan bars this time. (Maybe next we’ll do the rest of SF too.) As always, highlight the list to see the translations.

[Cut, Toke, Honk photo by @ezeweez]

It’s Z Dating Game at Z Space! And it happens again this Friday! It’s just like whatever dating game show you watched on TV back in the day, but it’s live, and in the Mission, and there’s booze and swearing!

RSVP and invite your friends!

To win a pair of tickets, tell us your best/worst Valentine’s Day anecdote in the comments section below. Winner will be judged based on merit and notified asap. Contest ends at 5pm today.