A Tree Without A Trunk

A Tree Without A Trunk

Is like a Bike without a Wheel.

Is Like A Bike Without A Tire

Is like a Shoe without a Foot.

Is Like A Shoe Without A Foot

El Rincon Loses Their Music

After a bullet found its way into a cop’s foot this weekend. It’s unclear to what extent their suspension shuts them down. Differing reports.

17th & Valencia Art Wall Moved Inside!

Valencia Art Wall Moved Inside

We previously linked to Mr. Eric Sir’s post about the street art put up on this boarded up storefront. Well, now the owners of the building (I assume) took down the plywood and OSB from the front of their store, but seemed interested in saving the art put up on the wall, selecting key pieces and setting them up just inside the windows. Vandalism becomes window display!

Sorry, MacGruber ads, but the street art stays. “This movie’s about to bomb! Quick, hand me the wheatpaste!”

Why Barbie Wears A Bike Helmet

Why Barbie Wears A Helmet

Safety is cool.

Updated from this.

Massage N' Soccer

Mobile Massage N' Soccer

We know one way to relax while watching the World Cup (see below), but what if the tension of the whole thing has your shoulders scrunched up to your ears? Well, Mobile Massage N’ Soccer combines the two things you require!

Wet Pain

Wet Pain
It’s an old joke, but here it is.

A Few Changes At Zeitgeist

Zeitgeist Scene

If you go to Zeitgeist right now the front door is blocked off and the new entrance is on the Valencia side of the patio. According to the doorman they had to make some upgrades or repairs which cast light on a few other code violations and now the whole place is getting a facelift. It seems the biggest changes are the removal of the porta potties with the addition of actual bathrooms over in the far (Southeast) corner of the outdoor area, and that the bar will now be open to the outside, so you can order from the deck under the overhang. I wasn’t sure if the original entrance would be restored or if we’ll be strolling directly onto the patio from the street for good.

It sounds like the overall flow of the space will be different, but that it won’t have much effect on the atmosphere that we all love to hate. People will still come by looking to have a nice chat with the bartender while they mix up their Harvey Wallbanger and end up running home in a tizzy to get on Yelp and write about wishing there was a way to give a bar no stars. Which is exactly, I assume, how we all want it.

Anyway, here’s a bonus bar doodle:

Zeitgeist

Blue Special Competes With Yellow

Blue Special

The Salvadoreño Market.

Little Otsu's Yellow Special

Little Otsu.

Which is more appealing? Personally, I think the blue one is the better deal.

Sirron Norris Responds

Read his letter to the community at Mission Local.

Previously.

Your New Heart

Afraid and Shy, I Let My Chance Go By, A Chance That You Might Have Loved Me Too
(photo by Thomas Hawk)

You’ve seen those huge hearts all over the city. You have your own feelings about them. I don’t know what those feelings are. But here’s the thing: from now until August 25th the San Francisco General Hospital Foundation is accepting artist submissions for new hearts. So go design your own!

You can do something that tests the limits, like David Lynch did, you can do something plain like Tony Bennett’s face eating the Golden Gate Bridge, or you can do whatever the heck you want.

Get entry forms at the Heroes & Hearts 2011 website.

Ariel Dovas

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Biographical Info:

This guy moved to the neighborhood from his hometown of Santa Cruz in '93. Now he makes movies and does a bunch of other weird stuff.