Mission Mission

Horrific!

But Podboy is a joy. Read Podboy’s somewhat cryptic explanation of this unholy mashup here.

I was gonna be all, “Who would want a warm beer?” But c’mon, hipster parties always feature a big warm box of Pabsts sitting on a counter getting warmer and warmer with every passing second. Maybe somebody needs to invent a party-ice cinch to go with that six-pack cinch everybody loves so much.

I like the glasses though. I need that color.

P.S. This looks pretty dangerous, right?

[Photo by Alister Cameron] [via Lindsey]

Girls Girls Girls is down in South America somewhere right now, in a town where horses behave like pigeons. They’re wild, they’re dirty and sickly, and they eat trash. What a world!

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If you have a buddy who’s been crashing on your couch for too long you could bring this into the living room when he’s asleep and then write him rent tickets.

If not you best leave it be.

Plus, it’s a newfangled one, so there aren’t a bunch of quarters inside that you could take to the arcade.

I’ve always wondered what they do with ice cream carts at night; storing them in the hallway like a bike didn’t seem like a reasonable option. Imagine tripping over them in the dark and waking your roommates with those bells…

Some print publication wanted to know:

[via Janebook, who tagged this item "KRESHNA KOUMA KEEPS IT REAL"]

But the question is, are they still good to eat?  Coming home at 3am from a ’90s flashback gone right, you start to wonder these things.

Kickass NASA trick, Bailey!

The party starts at 4pm, goes til 8. Broke-Ass Stuart tells us what’s what:

Every Sunday, from 4pm – 8pm (or until I get my hands on it), FREE vegetarian fare is served, along with a slew of drink specials.  The food changes weekly, but past dishes have been eggplant lasagna with homemade dough, roasted butternut squash soup and vegetables, and spicy pad thai with crunchy peanut sauce.  Repeat after me:  Hells to the yes!

Read on!

[Photo by Robert Kissinger]

Chelsea, I really hope you purchased this gem.

It’s right up there with Primo’s “nasty” shirt. The only thing that would be better is a Bartenator vs. Bartbo hoodie.