Ironic Car

I can’t tell if this Smart Car was tagged or decorated.

Kombucha FULL OF ALCOHOL: Bummer or Blessing?

Kombucha is full of alcohol? No wonder I drank so much kombucha during those three months when I quit drinking! I better return that medallion they gave me. Eater SF has the scoop.

Anyway, are we pumped or harumphed?

Photo by jessicersilk.

Previously:

Cutting Kombucha Costs

Tetris Tournament Tomorrow

It’s at The Lab at 8pm, and there’s music and camaraderie and stuff.

Johnny Funcheap has all the details.

Photo by mikeschramm.

Mission Chinese Food

Mission Street Food’s next move has been announced: Mission Chinese Food. Starting in July, they’ll operate out of Lung Shan seven nights a week, offering awesome Chinese food. And THEY DELIVER. Eater SF has all the details.

The big question is this: Will the lighting be pleasant like at Mission Street Food, or harsh like at Lung Shan?

Photo by Carnesaurus.

Previously:

Mission Street Food’s FINAL NIGHT

Massage N' Soccer

Mobile Massage N' Soccer

We know one way to relax while watching the World Cup (see below), but what if the tension of the whole thing has your shoulders scrunched up to your ears? Well, Mobile Massage N’ Soccer combines the two things you require!

Homemade McMuffin World Cup at the Phonebooth

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Despite the fact that the US team is getting shelled by Slovenia to the tune of a seemingly insurmountable 2-0 score, we can take solace in the FREE homemade McMuffins paired with potently spicy bloody marys at neighborhood stalwart the Phonebooth. Assembled with either veggie, ham, or bacon in addition to eggs and melted cheddar, they provide welcome sustenance at this ungodly early hour. A great place to catch future morning games as well!

Also USA team, I realize the Eastern Bloc has enjoyed a considerable resurgence into relevancy in recent years, come on, this is Slovenia! Let’s take it!

It Burns: Mission HDR Photography

Looks like our pal and favorite experimental photographer Walter Dukes has moved on from the critical “superimposing disembodied celebrity heads and reflective orbs into photos” phase of his career to the wonderful world of retina-searing HDR photography.

Love it or hate it, one thing is for sure: you’ll still be able to see it after closing your eyes for at least 10 minutes.

Check out his flickr for more.

Previously:

Translucent Rita Hayworth Bust Floating Above Mission Dolores Next To Reflective Orbs

Wet Pain

Wet Pain
It’s an old joke, but here it is.

Box Dog Bikes Is Hiring!

Worker-owned collectives are rad places to work, right? Well now’s your chance.

This Is Not a Ross Ad

Queena over at the B. Citizen just hipped us to her in-depth profile of Abraham Linkin, that freshly attired duo we all saw rapping in the park last week. In it, their manager or something visual mastermind delivers some real talk:

Abraham Linkin is anti-bling and anti-gangsta. Not hard and thug, just dudes like you or me. It’s art for and from real people.

Read on for more mission statement, and the official video for “I Got it at Ross.”

Thanks, Queena!