Mission Mission

From TCBC (pictured) come the highly relevant tweets:

Never leave your couch again!!

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TCB and Jay’s

TCB and Rhea’s

TCB the Movie

I’ve been staring into this thing for an hour but can’t pin down why it’s so compelling. It reminds me of playing with highlighters as a kid. It makes me feel calm, and it makes me love street art.

Photo by Pen Pop.

Special effects in the kitchen, special effects on the web. Check it out.

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Ninja Jesus

Ninja Poodle

Skechers Ninja

This picture is fairly funny all by itself, but some savvy folks in a comment thread determined that, indeed, this signage does not prohibit members of the fairer sex from popping a squat and having their way with this little nook. Hop to it!

Photo by tweetsweet.

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Mission Sit or Squat (for the ladies)

Our old pal Alex is about to move to New York, and Fashionist was lucky enough to catch her on the way to her farewell party for one last shoot. AND, Alex’s ensemble was so fabulous it warranted a four-picture post — unheard of on Fashionist! Well done, Alex! Break a leg in the big city! Check her out.

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Alex’s Directorial Debut

Alex Tells Us About Chef Danny Bowien (Then of Farina) and His “Best Pesto in the World”

Behind the Scenes of a Fashionist Photo Shoot

Myles made the announcement this morning: His new 7″ is out now. Limited quantities I’m sure, so get ‘em while they’re hot.

Previously:

Gonna Find Boyfriends TONIGHT

Ramona knows:

People are afraid to do open-mic standup comedy, and it’s probably because it’s just about the most pretentious thing you could possibly do besides run for president or murder someone.

I’m going to get up on this barely elevated stage, and I am going to try to make you laugh. I’m not going to definitely make you laugh, because some things I’m going to say aren’t funny, and some of you can be stupid, but probably not in the same way that I can be stupid, and also some of you laugh mainly on the inside and should really stop coming to open-mics.

Last Wednesday I tried my hand at a comedy open mic.

See how it went. Seriously, it’s a great read. Waaay better than Funny People.

Therese enumerates some things dudes yell at her when she rides past on her bike:

- “nice tits” (personal favorite)

- “ride safe, mama.”

- “hey, you! on the bike! yooo-hoo!”

- “i see you getting your exercise, little mama. i see you GETTIN IT. i see you GETTIN IT.”

Entirely pleasant, right? Wrong? Anybody got anything worse?

Photo by Meli.

Cheap and easy!

Happy Birthday, All of Them Witches! Thanks for sharing your friend Sarah’s charming idea!

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It’s-It Tip

Comes from Mazzy, regarding the Levi’s Workshop on Valencia and the American Apparel store on Valencia that wasn’t:

I guess American Apparel should have bought a friggen printing press.

Corporations take note!

Photo by Sylvain Norget.