Weekend Entertainment Pick: Xiu Xiu at Bottom of the Hill

This is a picture I took of Jamie Stewart’s guitar, battered to death during one of Xiu Xiu‘s last performances at Bottom of the Hill. It was a great show, as I’m sure Saturday’s will be (even though Katie Eastburn isn’t in tow this time). This is Mission-relevant because I always love the walk home from Bottom of the Hill: deserted streets, crisp night air, fog pouring over Twin Peaks, etc.

Link to that “Boy Soprano” video in which Xiu Xiu are characters in a knockoff of Nintendo 64-style video games like Super Mario World and Gradius III.

Link to Xiu Xiu on MySpace.

Announcement: Jay Reatard to Play Unannounced Show at 12 Galaxies Tonight After Opening Up for the Black Keys at the Warfield

If you’re not friends with Jay Reatard on MySpace, you’re welcome. A bulletin was posted this afternoon:

Jay Reatard is playing a second set tonight– The Warfield is sold out!
Jay’s set is at 11:30; great bands to open so get there early.

Jay Reatard
The Ohsees (John Dwyer from the Coachwhips etc)
The Pets
Ty Segall
9:00 pm
10$

@ 12 Galaxies
2565 Mission St.

@ 22nd
advanced tickets www.12galaxies.com

Browse Mission Mission’s music section for posts on Black Lips, 12 Galaxies’ wraparound Mezzanine, SXSW, and more.

Chopped, Screwed Mariah Carey Video Features El Farolito Chile Relleno Burrito

My favorite new vlog is called Imsoooconfused. A few minutes ago, Imsoooconfused published a homemade video for a chopped and screwed version of Mariah Carey‘s new hit “Touch My Body”, in which an El Farolito burrito is prominently featured.

Anti-War Protest Documentary with Music by LCD Soundsystem

This is my fully edited account of the early morning efforts of the March 19 San Francisco Day of Direct Action. In it, you’ll find decked-out riot police, a brass band, more twirlers, demonstrating in front inflatable water slide of Chevron, a cable car, more Frank Chu, the Transamerica Pyramid, dancing in the streets, yelling in the streets, posters, signage, bloody hands, people in pink, motorcycles on sidewalks, blockaded intersections, and more — all set to the tune of “Big Ideas” by LCD Soundsystem.

Link to yesterday’s coverage.

Link to response at Curbed SF in which they’re debating the hipster question.

Link to Bay Area Direct Action.

Day of Direct Action to Stop the War: Snake March, Frank Chu and More

All will be compiled into a better longer movie later this evening.

Here is the color guard twirling their flags in unison, marching in choreographed step with the big beats provided by the bouncy castle for sale brass band:

Next up is a short short shot of Frank Chu leading the snake march past a cable car on California Street:

Finally, War Mongers’ Diner perform “We Can Stop It”, to the tune of Jimmy Cliff’s “You Can Get It If You Really Want”:

Link to Bay Area Direct Action.
Link to War Mongers’ Diner.

Update: Here’s a cop with a big orange shotgun:

Michael Pitt in "Funny Games"

Overheard at Metreon, right after the movie ended: “What the fuck was that?!” Then dude threw his water bottle toward the screen (and missed). If it’d been my film, I’d be psyched. That said, the movie was pretty good, but not nearly as *totally mind blowing* as the above trailer was when we first saw it. Stanley Kubrick come back to life? Nopes.

What this has to do with the Mission District, I don’t fucking know. Metreon is on Mission Street? We talked about Michael Pitt Before? It’s late, I dunno.

Previously on Mission Mission: Michael Pitt Stifled By Airport Security

Katie, Mission Mission Contributor and Star of Snot Rocket, DJs Beauty Bar Tonight!

Mission Mission’s very own Katie will spin disco, soul and maybe some punk and reggae at Beauty Bar tonight from 7-10pm. Admission is free. As the above video makes abundantly clear, Katie is full of spunk and verve, so bring your dancin’ shoes.

What Happens if You Accidentally Cruise through the FasTrak Lane with No Transponder?

With FasTrak in the news today, I thought it pertinent to share this documentary, Toll Plaza, which offers a behind-the-scenes look at an area toll plaza, provides insight into how to deal with FasTrak-related snafus, and ruminates on the societal implications of the system itself. The movie follows the plight of Malcolm M., frequent bridge tobogan hinchable user and fervent FasTrak naysayer. With music by the Modern Lovers.

Link to FasTrak homepage.

Give The People What They Want: Animal Sex

We were checking out Mission Mission’s stats, and noticed that “animal sex” is our most popular tag — by a mile. This was all begat by the cartoon animals making love post about some graffiti we saw on a bus. We thought we were just recognizing some charming art we saw in the nabe. Unbeknownst to us, we had tapped into something much more interesting. So we started talking: “We’ve analyzed the numbers; now how can we best cater to the needs of our audience?” Then we recalled a fascinating report broadcast some time last year by VBS TV about an allegedly time-honored Colombian tradition: fucking donkeys.

Link to Part One (in which the history of the tradition is introduced).

Link to Part Two (in which the voracity of certain allegations are examined).

Link to Part Three (in which a dude bones a donkey).

Link to the report’s official blog entry (with safe-for-work pictures).

(whored-up donkey photo by davelandsberg)

 

Kid in the Hall Dave Foley on Comedy Festivals, Reunion Tours, Canada, and Young Asian Girls Growing up in Prostitution

Last week, the Bay Area print edition of The Onion ran my interview with Kid in the Hall Dave Foley, in advance of the troupe’s whirlwind weekend at Sketchfest. The Onion doesn’t make local content available online, so here it is, as published.

The Kids In The Hall
The Kids In The Hall were to the first half of the ’90s what Mr. Show was to the second half and Flight Of The Conchords are to today: an off-kilter sketch-comedy troupe with a cable show loved by teens, college students, and discerning thirtysomethings. Since the TV show came to an end more than a decade ago, Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson have ventured into feature films, sitcoms, and reality shows, and they still occasionally get back together to perform live for their legions of fans. The A.V. Club spoke with Foley about the old times, the new times, and why not everyone in Canada is allowed to be funny.
The A.V. Club: Do you like comedy festivals?
Dave Foley: I usually enjoy going to them because I get to run into old friends that maybe I haven’t seen in years, people I’ve met doing comedy. It’s like going to a high-school reunion or a convention: You get to hang out and see what everybody’s up to. And it’s always nice to get surprised by somebody new.
AVC: Does the festival atmosphere serve the art?

DF: I know it serves the desire of comedians to get drunk together fairly effectively. It really is just that coming together of people that you run into and get to know. Then maybe you don’t see them for a year or two or more, and then you just pick up again and see what kind of comedy they’re doing. There’s this cross-pollination.
AVC: You guys reunited for the first time in 2000. Are reunions fun?

DF: The 2000 one was truly a reunion because we hadn’t done anything in five years, and we weren’t talking for a long time. Since then, when we get back together, we kind of feel like being a Kid In The Hall is an ongoing part of our lives, whereas in 2000 we weren’t sure if it would be. Now we all really enjoy it. I think we like being together because we don’t have to be nice to each other at all. We can be just as mean to each other as we want to be, and usually all that happens is we make each other laugh.

AVC: Are there still moments when it feels as vital as it did back in the day?

DF: That, disturbingly, hasn’t changed much at all. We still like to surprise each other. We still make each other laugh really hard. It still feels like the same experience, except that now we’re writing as middle-aged men instead of 20-year-old kids. I was always worried we’d lapse into doing “Kids In The Hall-style comedy,” as opposed to just doing comedy, but it doesn’t feel like we’re trying to echo stuff that we’ve done in the past.

AVC: Have years in Hollywood changed the dynamic at all?

DF: It’s weird. We’ve really benefited from the fact that we’ve never been really successful. Even though we’re paunchy, gray-haired men, we can, in our minds, feel like we’re still young punks doing comedy that is still sort of outside the mainstream, which is a nice delusion to be able to have in your later years. We definitely have more “authority” now than we used to, but happily we’re not too aware of it. We still feel like we’ve got to prove ourselves all the time.

AVC: But you do accept that you’re something of an authority.

DF: I think the preferred term is “legend”? [Laughs.]

AVC: Right. So how do the young punks treat you guys?

DF: People treat us with an uncomfortable amount of respect. To me, it still feels odd to be receiving the kind of respect that I remember giving to the comedians I looked up to. It’s something you’re grateful for, but I don’t know if you ever really get used to being respected.

AVC: If there had been web-based viral video 20 years ago, how would your troupe’s history be different?

DF: There would have been less emphasis on live performing. I’m glad we learned that skill and had that fun of being in a nightclub and having that real connection with the audience. If you’re just putting comedy sketches up on YouTube and then you get a development deal, I don’t know if you have that same connection to the people you’re performing for. For us, the closest thing to YouTube was a college radio show. I’ve still got the tapes somewhere.

AVC: Any plans to release that stuff?

DF: Not any plans. I think we’d like to.

AVC: Why are Canadians such great comedians?

DF: Actually, we’re good at comedy on TV, but if you look at Canadian feature films, they’re not funny. Canadian feature films are all like Atom Egoyan, David Cronenberg–not a lot of laughs. It’s hard to get funding for a funny film because it doesn’t seem culturally relevant. The film industry is mostly government-funded, so you have to write this sensitive story of a young Asian girl growing up in prostitution.

AVC: Think you’ve got something like that in you?

DF: You know what? I think I’m too old to play a young Asian girl now.

AVC: No, as a writer!

DF: Oh that–oh definitely, yeah.

AVC: The night before your performance, Sketchfest is also hosting a Kids In The Hall tribute. Have you done that before?

DF: No, not really. No one’s paid tribute to us yet. My hope is that we’re all, you know, funny. I expect the other guys to say things that I will laugh at. We won’t be taking it all that seriously. Hopefully we’ll just have some fun.

AVC: Beyond the festival, what’s next for The Kids In The Hall?

DF: We’re planning on going on tour this spring. Dates are starting to be booked now. We’re gonna go out for maybe a couple months. The bulk of the show will be new material, as it will be in San Francisco. This past year is the first time we’ve gone out with new material since the TV show. I know we’re all happy with it. The quality of the material is comparable to any of the stuff we’ve done. –Allan Hough

The Kids In The Hall tribute takes place Jan. 26 at the Palace Of Fine Arts Theatre and their closing-night performance is Jan. 27 at the Palace Of Fine Arts Theatre.

The closing-night performance was loosey goosey and great. Time traveling Dave is an image I will never forget. Let me know if you want more of a rundown on my thoughts on the performance. I missed the tribute, but here’s a great video excerpt, in which they explain how Scott Thompson killed Kurt Cobain:
Link to my Onion interview with John McCrea of Cake.
Link to all our posts involving web-based video, YouTube or otherwise.

photo by t-dawg