Mission Mission

Burrito Justice today delivers a gripping survey of trees in the Mission. First some history, and then they identify a whole array of present-day Mission-dwelling trees. Pretty pictures!

Know Your Trees

Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website, the Best Website in the Bay Area, just published the first installment of what promises to be an exhaustive primer on how to behave in Dolores Park. It’s full of sound advice, but this graphic is my favorite part.

Dolores Park Etiquette — Part 1 — General Guidelines

If someone figures out how to airlift this truck into my living room for my birthday, I’ll be the happiest man alive.

(via Sexpigeon)

Holy moly, I wish I weren’t a vegetarian. “Tomorrow” means tomorrow, Friday July 31. (link)

Our boy Marcus wants to know why this Google Insights data suggests there’s a shit-ton of search-related interest in Fernet all the way over in Virginia. How dare they encroach on our stranglehold on interest in the apertif we appropriated from Argentina and Italy!?

Previously:

San Franciscans Drink A Shit-Ton of Fernet

I Drink a Shit-Ton of Fernet

Someone put some nice new things here a little while ago, a bench and potted trees, seemingly trying to make it feel a little more . . . Noe Valley? But the transition seems to be a little bumpy.

Blow it up for the full effect.

Photo by potential past.

SFist this morning spotted a Trauma shoot on Valencia. Which begs the question: What kind of primetime-worthy trauma will befall idyllic Valencia Street?

(link)

And only $15.

Okay, we all hope they get their fryer fixed soon.  However, more important than their ability to make donuts is this question: will they start selling a vegan version of their famed “Bacon Maple Donut”?  Man, I hope so.

UPDATE (Wednesday morning): Everything’s back on track. Go get some donuts!