Mission Mission

So far no MUNI buses have been ascended nor danced upon…YET.

2 in 3 years! And not only are we keeping it classy, the parade’s about to start!

You know I meant seitan! This joke has been done a million times on a million vegan menus. Just kidding!! A million vegan menus is something that will only happen when hell freezes over. The Mission, however, is abundant with seitan-based dishes with diabolic names. So light a black candle and get your cloven hooves on these demonic, gluten-y treats:

• The Hell Fish Taco (Dante’s Weird Fish): Seitan, avocado, and pico de gallo in a taco formation.
• Devil Burger (St. Francis): Seitan piled on top of a vegan burger? Well, okay!
• Satan’s Philly Cheese-fake (Bender’s): The most evil thing about this sandwich is the number cocktails I seem to accompany it with.

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A note from Sam S.:

I wanted to share these awesome shirts I made Friday for one of my favorite players angel pagan. The shirts have been a hit with baseball and metal heads alike! Go giants! I’ll be slangin these at Tempest bar in soma today for what I think will be the final game 4!

Yeah, I sure hope we don’t have to play multiple Game 4s! Kickass shirts in action:

@missionmission shit just went down in po-hill,car chase &gun got chucked out of a car, bullets on the ground. see earlier tweets. crazy

— scott blank (@scottLIVS) October 26, 2012

Here are some pics from Scott and Darin Howard:

[via The Saddest of Happy People]

Go Giants!

How bout this? We’ve seen local boy Ty Segall (pictured) perform at the Eagle, the Knockout, El Rio, Thee Parkside, 12 Galaxies, the steps of City Hall, the Great American Music Hall, Brick & Mortar Music Hall, and Treasure Island — and now he’s apparently going to headline the Fillmore, the biggest venue in the entire universe. Good work, Ty!

Tickets go on sale this Sunday right here.