Don’t miss dollar drafts at Rosamunde tomorrow

I’m always tempted to go for the $2 Fat Tire deal at Rosamunde, but then I remember it’s in a can. No such catch tomorrow, when Racer and Radeburger drop to $1 in celebration of two years of Rosamunde in the Mission. Happy birthday, dudes. (Starts at 5 P.M.)

[via Eater] [Photo]

Iron and Gold signage is up

[via Unemployed Full-Time]

Lost Weekend’s ‘Cinecave’ Kickstarter a smashing success

Congrats to Lost Weekend on funding their community screening room! Seems like a smart move to provide an experience you can’t get on Netflix, and a good place to meet babes. Follow the link for a quick video explaining the project, in case you missed it.

HT: Katie C. [Photo]

Why’d the flock of cones cross the road?

Reader Hap L. snapped this pic of what he calls a “winter pylon migration.”

Site of former Valencia swing commemorated by hanging dog toy

El Farolito now offering gentrified tortillas

It was nearly twelve years ago that a Mexican political activist declared, “I would shoot my son and daughter if they ever order a green burrito.” At long last, El Farolito has caved to the times and has started offering spinach and whole wheat tortillas.

[via Lindsey]

Please, girls, just embrace the fact that I’m dressed cuter than you

Ruby in the Dust (pictured) explains:

San Francisco is one big fucking stage. It is a constant theater production. When I am walking down the street, it’s like I’m the second coming of Jesus fucking Christ. I’m not even egotistical about this. If I’m dressed cuter than a girl, her eyes automatically shift to the side because she’s challenged and I see a dirty look plastered on her face. It’s weird because I feel like we’re all interconnected. I can feel myself as a part of her, and her a part of me. I don’t understand why we can’t embrace the communal human THING that we share and be happy over it?

Read on for a few other musings on life in San Francisco.

Here’s what kissing looks like from inside a mouth

Uh, Valentine’ Day is coming up soon? Keep this in mind? Or something. You’re welcome.

[via Summer Is Rad]

Valencia swing memorial eulogizes the death of fun

Our man at the scene Kai has the update:

Tiny memorial upon my arrival this morning. Glad to see the community mourning in a healthy way.

And it’s probably not a good idea to mess with the perpetrator:

She lives on Dolores St between 18th and 19th. Her name is Carmen Castillo. She harasses all the neighbors and frankly, she’s a bitter old crazy lady. She carries around an exacto knife, so be careful!

UPDATE: Further fun via Twitter:

Previously:

Fun-hating grinch cuts down Valencia swing

What’s the deal with those casino buses queued up at 16th and Mission?

Our pal Plumpy has some travel advice for us:

You know those casino buses that are always parked 8-deep at 16th & Mission, packed full of elderly Chinese women? Have you ever wanted to get on one? Tonight I did as I love casino games and even play them online at https://uudetkasinotilmanrekisteroitymista.fi/. The bus cost $10, but when I got there, they gave us $30 each for gambling. If you hate gambling as much as I do, you’ll probably blow through that at the slots in the first 30 minutes and spend the rest of your mandatory four hour stay sitting in the bar. But! I won $120 off of their free money. How often do you go out for drinks and come home at 4am drunk and with more money in your pocket than you left with? I’m not saying I’d do it again, but I think everyone should do it once.

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