Mission Mission

I bet you want to know how to make a handsome throw pillow out of a bunch of Pabst Blue Ribbon tall-can can coozies. Let SallyTV show you how.

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Pabst Cycling Cap

Sexpigeon just published this evidence of some kind of rad CBS sitcom from the late ’70s. IMDb doesn’t seem to know much about it. Wikipedia neither. What gives? A failed pilot? Something about it CBS is trying to keep hid?

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Necessary Conversation

Hot Faces has encountered a number of new hot faces in recent days. See anything you like?

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Hot Faces

Aw, hell naw:

The highlight of the night was pouring out beers for drinking in public, but that’s OK because these bad guys respected us for doing it, they knew this was breaking the law.

The question is, what kind of beers? Hopefully no local microbrews.

All this comes from their latest patrol report. The report also indicates that they accosted and handcuffed a kid for MUNI fare evasion. Apparently, it’s ok to slap handcuffs on a total stranger. If I wasn’t such a pussy, I might be inclined to say something slightly unflattering about these guys.

[via San Francisco Citizen]

Update: Our pal Joshua comments:

actually it looks like they handcuffed one of their own incognito. Then again, their writing is so god-awful I can’t really tell what they’re trying to say.

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Guardian Angels Patrol Walgreens, Call Vic Wong a Pussy

The waterfront was a shitshow obviously, but it was kind of fun flying in formation past miles of bumper-to-bumper traffic as the Blue Angels flew around in formation overhead. Plus, it seems they close Columbus to automobile traffic from Washington Square to Broadway, which was fun.

See you next year!

P.S. Look at that handsome Mission Workshop messenger bag on the lead rider up there.

Photo by Summer Is Rad.

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The Next KKKatie

‘Free KKKatie’ Graffiti in Europe

This one was fucking WELDED ON. And still gone in 60 seconds. Its owner left the bike locked up Valencia Street near 16th — for no more than four minutes. And solid gone.

Apparently this doesn’t only happen in the Tenderloin.

WELDED ON.

Woah.

[via Gizmodo]

Update: Fox pulled the YouTube link. Here’s the vimeo version:

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San Francisco Has Banksy Fever!

There are times when I wish everyone didn’t have a camera on their phone.

[via facebook]

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