Mission Mission

It’s like that HBO show about Silicon Valley but much shorter and a little darker:

Now please enjoy this list of other mayhem by Ryan Christopher Parks…

1. Get a hat or fanny pack by Amos Goldbaum already!

2. Get a jar of pickles by Inna Jam, man!

3. Hire The Fog Bender to do a mural or a tattoo or some shit!

4. Get a photography zine from Doc Pop for goodness’ sake!

5. Get a bunch of tickets to a bunch of movies at the Alamo (just opened) or the Roxie (still open, man).

6. Get my album! (I’m really proud of it, and my sister says it’s alright.)

UPDATE:

7. Join Bay Area Bike Share!

8. Get a few Pilates from Tru Pilates!

9. Get some weird booze at Royal Cuckoo Market!

10. Get some boobs by Laura Helen Winn, if you’re into boobs!

Ho Ho Holy crap we’re hungover, but we still managed to take a minute to wish you a happy holiday season. We’re getting in the holiday spirit by shooting eggnog, hanging mistletoe over our pants zippers, and taking drunk photo booth photos with santa hats all month long. So break out your festive best and head over to Pops Bar. We’ll keep the drinks flowing and the photo booth warm for you.

Check out this week’s full entertainment line up at Pops Bar:

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1999, says Tumblr.

[via te Aprecio]

“DSF 2″ just opened up a couple weeks ago and already this. Maybe swing by (24th between Mission and Valencia, or the original DSF on Haight between Fillmore and Steiner, or shop online if u lazy) do some Christmas shopping, help them out in this time of bummer.

[via Devon]

A video posted by christy osorio (@chritychritychrity) on Dec 10, 2015 at 7:38pm PST

Now please enjoy these past posts about times strange stuff fell from the sky in the Mission…

Looks pretty fun!

Capp Street Crap has the story:

Taylor Peck, the owner of the former Fizzary soda shop, told Capp Street Crap that he spray painted the messages on the front of the building yesterday in hopes of forcing authorities to do more about a dangerous new problem going on inside.

“I’m in a really frustrating situation and this was a last ditch effort to get some assistance/attention,” he wrote in an email.

According to Peck, after blowing fuses in the building, the people who have been subleasing from him and operating an alleged gambling den, have started using a gasoline generator inside an upstairs office of the building for power. A gasoline generator used inside would be a carbon monoxide threat.

Who says the Mission is no fun anymore???

Read on.

[via Pat]

UPDATE: According to Jim, “this is a design Tucker Nichols did for Park Life.” Thanks, Jim!

Now please enjoy these other cool maps of San Francisco and stuff…

[via Sarah]

Now please enjoy these other recent posts regarding political astuteness on Mission walls:

A video posted by Amos Goldbaum (@amosgoldbaum) on Dec 4, 2015 at 3:58pm PST