More shitty bike thieves

On the heels of last week’s bike theft news, an anonymous reader wrote in with these photos of bike thieves caught on camera from recent thefts at 2125 Bryant (click to see them full size). These images are from about a month ago, but these thieves are still on the loose.

Here’s what you should do if you recognize them:

Please call 911 if you see them. If you have any more info you can contact Police report # 120/171/670 Officer J Lopez #373 Officer J Felix #2027 Mission Station 415-558-5400 415-601-4145 cell.

Aunt Bill’s disco bathroom

Aunt Bill’s “Stuff” on Valencia is one of my favorite boxes filled with junk in the Mission (and there are a lot of boxes filled with junk in the Mission). On recent visits, their stock included vintage poison bottles, purple fur coats, a R2D2-shaped beer cooler, this Jacksons record, and half a dozen Eames chairs.

They’ve just opened up a second floor of stuff, and with it, a sparkly disco ball to entertain you while you poop.

Butt button

Click it to zoom in if you want. Good butts.

Here’s what you have to do to keep your Brooks saddle safe

Seems like it’s probably worth the trouble. Right?

See a ‘live internet electronic performance’ at Haçeteria this Saturday night

The performance is by <body>. Not quite sure what this performance will entail, but maybe this podcast interview will explain.

In any case, Haçeteria is always the funnest thing to do in the Tenderloin on the first Saturday of the month. Tomorrow night’s party will doubtless be no different. RSVP and invite your friends!

Sidewalk tableau

What’s it mean??

Saturday Afternoon Ping Pong, tomorrow and every Saturday at Dear Mom

Every Saturday. Regular ol’ ping pong. Last week, we played games to 21. If it gets crowded, maybe we’ll switch to 11. Win by two, no suckers’ serve.

Bangin’ bloody marys by bartender David. Bangin’ wake-up shots by Oliver. Hot dogs for lunch.

P.S. Don’t forget, American Tripps brings the other style of ping pong to Rickshaw Stop tonight!

Butt advice

[via Pen Pop]

Classic ’80s punk movie ‘Desperate Teenage Lovedolls’ screens tonight at the Roxie

I got a great drunken email from my friend Natalie the other night. The subject line said “ALLAN”:

I KNOW YOU’RE NOT ASLEEP maybe you are.

2 THINGS
i forgot the first
THE SECOND THING
i am seriously disappointed that i’m missing the friday show at the roxie – desperate teenage lovedolls (and christiane F) but seriously desperate teenage lovedolls SO GOOD. you should post about it maybe cause it is SO GOOD. i haven’t seen it in 8 years. i quantify things.

i can’t remember the first
i’ll remember later
though probably not ha.

natalie

So, I guess we should all maybe see this movie tonight? Thanks, Natalie! Here’s the trailer:

Buy tickets and read more about the films here.

Celebrate opening day with Giants-themed food from a variety of food trucks

It’s an Off the Grid event, but this time there’s more to it:

[G]uests are invited to don San Francisco Giants gear and indulge in Giant-themed dishes from the line-up of food trucks. Complete with Giant-sized food specials, hourly food challenges and a Giants themed soundtrack, Off the Grid: Giant McCoppin is a great way to kick off another baseball season. Offerings such as Senor Sisig’s Giant Burrito; the Rib Whip’s Whole Pig Plate; and Sanguchon’s Super Salchipapas complete the celebration.

Additionally, the Giants Orange and Black Attack will be present at the event.The Orange and Black Attack is a fan interactive team serving as ambassadors for the Giants, bringing games and giveaways to the festivities at Off the Grid: Giants McCoppin.

Saturday from 5-9pm at Valencia and McCoppin. RSVP and invite your friends!