Mission Mission

Titty City’s blog announced today that some company in Seattle made them a line of high-quality Titty City t-shirts. They’re for sale here at the Hamburger Eyes store and maybe at the Photo Epicenter near 24th and Mission too.

Previously on Mission Mission:

KQED Visits Needles + Pens, Reviews Some Zines, Dismisses Blogs as Less Special

Mule Design’s Re-Elect Clay Davis Shirt

Not that Beretta needs more praise (just today it was singled out as the New York Times’ most egregious omission in its weekend Valencia Street feature) but we finally did pay a visit late last week. Katie had asked Mission Mission readers for advice (Beretta: Hype or the Real Deal?), and she got a hearty response.

Many made clear that the cocktail menu is the star of the show, and it was commenter Johnny0 that mentioned the Improved Whiskey by name. Great name, and it lived up to it. Rye, absinthe and some other stuff, dry as can be. If you like whiskey, be sure to get yourself an Improved Whiskey. Thanks for the tip, Johnny.

We’re pretty sure all the food was good. The staff was efficient. The decor was fine despite being deficient one fountain. We also had an Italian lager we’d never heard of called Menabrea. Menabrea has a funny website.

I don’t think the Fugees are playing or anything, but like the poster says, there’s entertainment, beer, food, demos, and it’s all for a good cause. Franklin Field is part of that park at 16th and Bryant that you never really see because it’s up above sidewalk level. Lael checked it out recently and said it seemed cool. Full disclosure: I went to this Sports Basement a few weeks ago to buy a soccer ball, and the staff was very helpful.

[via funcheapSF]

Tonight Soap Gallery hosts a reception for an exhibition featuring Verda Alexander‘s installation Run A Ways:

Transportation systems have evolved to become great feats of engineering that embody our society’s advancement and our anxieties.

Our ability to travel at great speeds gets us there fast, but a wrong turn, technical malfunction, human error or terrorist act manifest the precarious nature of travel.

Yeah we just got back from a road trip to San Diego, and it’s true: travel wouldn’t be nearly so fun and romantic if its nature weren’t so precarious. Also, we like cardboard stuff. The party includes live music and runs from 6-9pm.

Previously on Mission Mission:

I Love Living in the City: Cardburg Closing Night Video

Graying Matt Gonzalez Photographed a lot at Soap Gallery Opening

Dunno, isn’t the 26 kind of useless? Maybe it is less crowded than the Mission Street buses and thus smells a lot better, but it doesn’t really do anything they don’t. And it’s so much nicer just walking down Valencia. Anyway, does anybody have any anger to express?

Link to Transit Effectiveness Project.

Previously on Mission Mission:

Bright Green Blobs in Own Sticky Goo Discarded on Outbound 26-Valencia

My favorite Craigslist post of the day, titled “$700 Kentucky couple needs a few weeks to get established”:

Hello everyone! We are a clean, responsible early 20s couple looking for a temporary sublet loosely in the time frame of July 14th-August. We have just arrived (two days ago) from Lexington, KY, which just wasn’t San Fran enough for us. I (Jabriel) was recently alerted to the declining health of a close family member, so we began our journey earlier than we expected, leaving us with virtually no place to stay once we arrived.

The budget we’re working with is $700/mo, but we would be willing to talk about higher costs-so long as it would not be an e-mail/internet conversation. Phone calls are appreciated. We are liberal and non-biased, so anyone worrying yourself with prejudices/ hatred- you are looking in the wrong area. We are willing to share a house with you REGARDLESS of your race/gender/sexual orientation. We are not very picky about size/space- all we ask is for a quieter, drug-free environment somewhere in SF to stay long enough to save up for an apartment. This should not take any more than 2-3 weeks, since we are a working couple. I will provide a picture, to show we are not the people on the neighborhood watch signs, nor pictures under any WANTED ads in your local grocer. If you have any questions about our personality or compatibility, feel free to call us at (859) 227-7216, or e-mail. Thank you dearly for taking the time to read through this. We bid you a wonderful day, and hope to hear from you soon!

-Jabriel & Paige

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I like how in the accompanying four-year-old picture they provide, they already kind of look maybe older than early 20s. But it’s tiny and blurry so we could be wrong. Anybody gonna lend a hand? Or at least give ‘em a phone call?

Previously on Mission Mission:

Dioxin in the Mission?

Very Eligible Bachelor up for Grabs at Delirium

I Swear I Didn’t Write This

Lights flashing, they exit the squad car and start demanding IDs. I was not wearing an XXL whitey, so I got away scot free, but is it really so necessary to jump the curb in such a big-body automobile?

Previously on Mission Mission:

Prime Police Parking

Open Letter to SFPD Regarding Mission Wackos

Violence in the Mission

SFPD CrimeMAPS Skimp on Homicide Stats

ORFN can haz sidekick? Click photo to enlarge. What’s the 13 mean?

Previously on Mission Mission:

ORFN’s Sad Jose in the Bathroom at Taqueria La Cumbre

I got on the 12-Folsom today en route from work to Dolores Park. Was gonna be a relaxing ride, but no sooner did I settle into my seat and open up my book than this lunatic (pictured) started barking:

GOD BLESS YOU ALL! Ban the Koran! Ban the Buddha! BAN THAT ABORTION! The government needs to protect the Holy Bible — THE ONLY TRUE WORD OF GOD!

The bus driver had already issued a warning, but by this point had pulled over and powered down the whole rig. Dude took the hint (apparently he gets kicked off buses on the regular) and started making his way down the rear steps, stopping midway to encore thusly:

BAN THAT GAY MARRIAGE… if you want to honor your mother and father! SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!

Another commuter, clearly over it, could be heard muttering, “C’mon, one more step.” Finally, he took it, and we all got to move on. Anybody else seen Thumpy do his thing?

Photo by David Gallagher.

And it benefits Rwandan coffee farmers! Metblogs has the details here.

(via Eater SF)

Photo by ozone567.