Help the Mission Bowling Club become a reality

If you’re excited about having a bowling alley (whose kitchen serves the beloved Mission Burger) here in the neighborhood, you just might wanna show your support by contributing some some cash to their fundraiser. Depending on your pledge amount, you’ll be rewarded with thank yous, drink tickets, opening night party passes, hours of free bowling, sneak preview access — and for $2,000 you can even contribute your own signature cocktail to the bar’s cocktail menu. Check it out.

Haitian lunch menu weekdays at Bissap Baobab

Eater SF reports:

Madam Fofo, Djenane St. Juste and their family, who are part of the Afoutayi Haitian Dance and Drum Company, are now cooking up traditional Haitian food at the Senegalese restaurant Bissap Baobab in the Mission from 10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Monday through Friday. A taste of Friday’s menu includes pumpkin soup (also known as Haitian independence soup), crunchy fried plantain, fried pork (griyo), and coconut fish (Pwason Nan Sòs Kokoye). Vegetarian options are available daily and proceeds are donated to Afoutayi.

Read on.

Ty Segall lookalike (or Ty Segall) wanted

Somebody’s planning a pretty weird birthday dinner for a friend tomorrow. Here’s the full ad:

Ty Segall look-alike (north beach / telegraph hill)

Whatup y’all. We’re looking for a dude who looks like Ty Segall to come join us at a Thai restaurant for my buddy’s birthday THIS THURSDAY at 7:30pm in North Beach. See, he really digs Ty’s grooves, and we thought this’d be a funny idea. Thus, this ad was born. Offering $10, a meal, and a beer for an hour of your time. You can always stay and chill afterwards, BUT you cannot admit that you are NOT Ty until the hour is up. Dead serious.

If the real Ty Segall sees this ad, well, we’re down to throw you $15, a meal, and two beers. It’ll be SO rad.

Also, if you can bring a Ty Segall photo and “autograph” it, we’ll toss in another beer.

If responding, please send us proof of your Ty look-alikeness via headshot. The link below goes to GIS of Ty:
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Again… this is for real, brah.

PS. UPDATE We don’t know if Ty has long or short hair… I’m pretty sure it’s short. I saw him at Brick and Mortar recently, but dude, I was fucking drunk.

Best of luck, all!

(Thanks for the tip, Scott.)

Chicken schnitzelwich and brisket borscht TONIGHT

Old World Food Truck has been doing pop-up Eastern European and Jewish dinners out of La Victoria Bakery every Wednesday evening for a while now. Tonight’s edition sounds extra special. Here’s the full menu:

Chicken Schnitzelwich

Breaded chicken schnitzel, caraway-paprikah honey, apple, cabbage and red onion slaw, and horseradish mayo, on a brioche bun $8 (Eggplant version $7)

Brisket Borscht

Brisket stewed with beets, cabbage, and potato, with russian spices, served with rye crouton and dill sour cream $8

Mushroom and Cabbage Pierogi

Pierog stuffed with mixed mushroom and tangy red cabbage, blanched and fried on one side, comes with caraway sour cream, and fried shallot $8

Persimmon and Cured Cucumber Salad

with Straus yogurt dressing and herbs $5

Yum!

Mission Mission Gift Guide: Jewelry made locally with LASERS

Our pal Jacob recommends his pal Jessica’s jewelry. She’s based in the Mission, and uses a laser cutter based in Soma to cut the intricate shapes seen above. See her Etsy shop for lots more intricate shapes.

Getting anything you want delivered right to your door has never been easier thanks to TCB Courier’s bangin’ new website

The all-new TCB Courier website is up and running as of today. So… WHAT’S FOR LUNCH???

What’s that sound?

The view from the bench atop Dolores Park, day after day after day after day

Photographer Laura Brunow Miner loves this view, so she stops and snaps a pic every time she’s up there, which must be a lot because there are currently 70 pictures in this set: “Views of a View

This view will cease to exist when the new-and-improved Dolores Park debuts sometime soon, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Mission Mission Gift Guide: If you like Thee Oh Sees, you might like all of these other bands too

Positive Destruction, the local music blog devoted to writing even more Oh Sees posts than I do, just put together a year-end best-of list:

The Bay Area absolutely smashed it in 2011, with some of our favorite artists releasing amazing albums, EPs and cassettes that we’ve been listening to endlessly this year. It was incredibly difficult to cull the past 12 months to our favorite 15 releases, but we did it anyway.

Thee Oh Sees’ “Carrion Crawler/The Dream” double-EP (pictured above) gets the #1 spot, which is fair, but I gotta say I think I like the Mikal Cronin record even better, so definitely buy it for the garage rocker on your shopping list. Read on for lots and lots of locally made gift ideas.

Wow look at this filthy Quickly sign

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Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission