
Our old pal Awww Damn is back, with a Tumblr this time. Quality is still tip-top.
Previously:

Kari alerted me to the fact that she’ll be telling a story at next Monday’s Porchlight SF storytelling series at the Verdi Club. I hadn’t heard of it, so I looked it up:
Porch light brings together an eclectic mix of storytellers for evenings of entertainment and inspiration. Each storyteller tells a 10-minute tale about a specific theme, without using notes or memorization.
It sounds almost exactly like the Moth, which I love because I’m a public radio podcast fanboy. That’s right, I’m staying perfectly goddamn true to Mission yuppie form. Seriously, if I was a chick I’d probably be crushing on Ira Glass, but I guess I’ll just have to settle for the less-dreamy Terry Gross.
The theme for Monday is “Beware: Stories Of Danger”.
Monday, March 15th, 8 p.m. (Doors open at 7 p.m.)
Verdi Club, 2424 Mariposa Street, San Francisco
General admission tickets: $12.
My buddy Mike posted the first salvo on Facebook this morning:
After band practice last night, I saw a guy pulled over on Mission St. The dude had been driving a golf cart, and was epicly failing a drunk driving test. Where is a video camera when you need one?
Apres, the comments deluge . . .
I’d heard of that guy and then I saw him in my neighborhood driving around, BLASTING hip hop! I feel like I should hate him, but I kind of love him!
I see that guy stumble out of the Latin American at LEAST once a week. And he always lets random people cruise around in his cart. It might not have been him at all, but someone else!
I saw a guy cruising around a while back, blasting public enemy, in a METER READER’s cart — could it be a different guy??
Anyone have any tips as to what this mystery mobile might be all about or who could be behind it? Could it be the Mystery Machine Meter Maid? Or perhaps Schlomo’s Cushman is making a Bahn Mi comeback? Gumshoes, we need answers!

Which is it? There’re always a million people in line, and there’re always a million haters walking by muttering about how it’s not worth it. If it’s not worth it, why are there so many people in line? If it’s worth it, why are there always so many people walking by saying it’s not? My head hurts!!
Photo by potential past.
From Peter R.
From the always exciting SE corner of the mission… a car somehow managed to flip itself over this morning on Cesar Chavez at Hampshire. I keep looking at the picture but can’t figure out how this happened…
Hope everyone’s ok. Careful out there, drivers.
Says Emergency_In_SF:
[A]n ambulance was hit by a vehicle that has left the scene w/ police in pursuit at Bryant and 17th.
Link. Who hits an ambulance? Everybody okay?
(Thanks, Kris H.)