Mission Mission

POSSIBLE SUSPECT

My buddy Mike posted the first salvo on Facebook this morning:

After band practice last night, I saw a guy pulled over on Mission St. The dude had been driving a golf cart, and was epicly failing a drunk driving test. Where is a video camera when you need one?

Apres, the comments deluge . . .

I’d heard of that guy and then I saw him in my neighborhood driving around, BLASTING hip hop! I feel like I should hate him, but I kind of love him!

I see that guy stumble out of the Latin American at LEAST once a week. And he always lets random people cruise around in his cart. It might not have been him at all, but someone else!

I saw a guy cruising around a while back, blasting public enemy, in a METER READER’s cart — could it be a different guy??

Anyone have any tips as to what this mystery mobile might be all about or who could be behind it?  Could it be the Mystery Machine Meter Maid?  Or perhaps Schlomo’s Cushman is making a Bahn Mi comeback?  Gumshoes, we need answers!

Which is it? There’re always a million people in line, and there’re always a million haters walking by muttering about how it’s not worth it. If it’s not worth it, why are there so many people in line? If it’s worth it, why are there always so many people walking by saying it’s not? My head hurts!!

Photo by potential past.

Dang, Vic Wong has another blog! And it’s full of virtuosity just like this.

Photo by Seven Morris, from the set Pigeons.

Thanks, Seven!

Previously:

Mission Street Food

From Peter R.

From the always exciting SE corner of the mission… a car somehow managed to flip itself over this morning on Cesar Chavez at Hampshire. I keep looking at the picture but can’t figure out how this happened…

Hope everyone’s ok. Careful out there, drivers.

Says Emergency_In_SF:

[A]n ambulance was hit by a vehicle that has left the scene w/ police in pursuit at Bryant and 17th.

Link. Who hits an ambulance? Everybody okay?

(Thanks, Kris H.)

Previously:

My Parents’ Dovre Club

Photo and title by James P.

Previously:

The Final Taboo

Pigeons Eat Horse

Pigeon Street Food

I’d give you the address, but it’s really not too hard to figure out.