Treat who what?

Yeah, baby!

[via Brittney and Joan]

Z Dating Game: The Mission version of the classic gameshow

Looks like the Z Space team is putting their new downstairs theater to  good use:

From San Francisco, the dating capital of the world, it’s Z Dating Game: a show in which finding love means never having to say “I do.”

Z Dating Game is the show that brings together three eligible singles and one lucky bachelor(ette) and gives him or her a chance to question potential dates, then choose an escort for a great night out at a local hot spot. There’s only one hitch, they never have the least idea who they’re talking to.

Featuring a slew of local and sexy singles, plenty of beer, and hosted by Rob Ready of local comedy group PianoFight, Z Dating Game brings a blast from courting past firmly into the dating future.

Happening in Z Below, Z Dating Game promises a night of flirting, fun, and foxy singles with too much beer not to get a phone number.

Advance tickets here.

I’m in Chicago and I’m pretty sure this bar Happy Village has the same wallpaper as Virgil’s Sea Room

Am I right?

(They also have ping pong.)

Very important bagel idea

Fog slab

[via Cosmic Amanda]

Fun with babes and their hair

Stilly is the best app, I’m telling you.

Also, I like to imagine they’re all dancing to “Humans Be Swayed” by Thee Oh Sees, who are playing later today in the Mission at Phono del Sol!

(Thanks, gals!)

Natalie Portman reportedly hanging out in the Mission all day today

A tipster tells us she was just seen buying a bunch of stuff at Self Edge, our local denim purveyor (which, incidentally, is having a special tintype photography event tonight in collaboration with Photobooth). The tipster indicates that it sounds like her plan is to spend the day in the Mission. Keep your eyes peeled!

Disembodied BART platform voice responds to news of the BART fuckers

Yesterday the internet was all abuzz over the video of two people fucking on a BART train.

One of the best bits of buzz, discovered by Mission resident Josh Ellingson, are field recordings of the BART announcements themselves reacting to the news. Click here to listen.

The dance party that’s named after a Strokes song and uses pictures of the Rapture and LCD Soundsystem in its marketing materials

Of course we’re talking about Last Nite, the new 2000s indie dance party from the geniuses behind Debaser. Tonight they kick off a new regular gig at Elbo Room:

DJs Jamie Jams and Emdee bring you all the hits from a time when punks suddenly remembered how to dance.

It’s like we ate Pitchfork, stole your iPod and then rode off on your track bike.

$10, $5 before 11 pm. Photos by Josh Cobos.

RSVP and invite your friends!

Now let’s rock out:

If you’ve ever wanted to watch two people fuck on a BART train [NSFW]

Watch this video.

(Thanks, Quonky & Nanosaur!)

Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission