Mission Mission

That’s how they transform into shit wolves!  And there’s few things on this Earth worse than a full-fledged shit werewolf.

Don’t worry, this little guy was just stopping to smell the flowers.  Don’t you wish you did that a bit more often?

Please watch this video of some fun being had on Mission Street yesterday afternoon. Soundtrack by Cyndi Lauper. It’s only 15 seconds long, so do stick around for the twist ending. Click to view:

Bands all day:

Ping pong all night:

(Note: Ping Pong Nite starts early tonight, like as soon as Big Time Freedom ends.)

Marta Franco has the story of the “Naked BART Man” over at Mission Local.

[Photo by Marta Franco]

“I was giving out flyers of the show, and somehow I started thinking that my friends were pulling my leg and everybody there was pretending,” he said. “And I don’t know how, but I got naked and I was performing and I saw the people taking photos of me and I thought, ‘I’m at the Cirque du Soleil, I’m the great Yeiner, from Colombia’.”

She says that he hadn’t eaten or slept for four days and had a history of suicidal depression. The story also ties into possible political maneuvers by BART workers negotiating wages.

Read the story here.

I’m as happy as anyone about the recent changes to human rights laws as they pertain to same sex couples. So here’s a video of a couple getting married during Pride weekend in a giant bong.

(Thanks, EK!)

I just love this app Stilly. That is all.

Prompted by the very popular map of SF for New Yorkers we posted just a little while ago, @mrsketchee shared this fantasy of a New York-style subway system in SF.

Can you imagine???

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This map bounced around Twitter last night (made perhaps by @david_luzer). It’s supposed to help New Yorkers understand the Bay Area.

I get where the map creator was coming from, but some of it is horribly, comically wrong.

First, SF needs to be subdivided, since the first thing I think of when in the Sunset is MANHATTAN. And the Berkeley-New Haven analogy is ridiculously wrong.

Wouldn’t the Peninsula be more like Connecticut? Woodside like Westchester County? What about Palo Alto?

I really don’t know enough about New Jersey / Pennsylvania / The Bronx / Queens to comment. Though what about San Jose? Would that be Newark?

Anyway, I look forward to your hysterical comments.

As soon as they figure out how to team-up with those evolving crabapples, we’re all fucked.

[via Quonky]