Mission Mission

Now we’ve got beef. I don’t care about the fuck part, but I’m sick of seeing “Mission Mission Blog” everywhere. It’s just “Mission Mission” okay? (At least they didn’t write “MissionMission” though. That’s the worst.)

[via The Fog Bender] [Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

[Photo by Joe Huerta] [via Talent]

Hot.

(There’s a cafe in Des Moines called Ritual btw, makes pretty good veggie sandwiches.)

[via Lindsey]

This is the best-looking music video of the decade:

And this one’s a close second.

[via Stereogum]

Not sure exactly how this is gonna work, but our pal Rob behind the bar says he’s working on a collab with a chef from Saison which will result in, yes, chilaquile bloody marys. I can’t wait. Blind Cat (formerly known as Dirty Thieves AKA Treat Street) opens in 30 minutes. Free BBQ too, just like every Monday.

[Photo by Anne Keenan]

Well, it looks like Godzilla may have come through after all.

This morning around 9:15 a fire hydrant at 20th and Folsom showered El Faro. It has since been fixed.

(thanks, Chris!)

Then a tree came down onto a parked car on Valencia between 19th and 20th.

(thanks, Russell!)

And below, some pics by Rob and his eyewitness account. (which curiously does not mention Godzilla)

“It happened sometime around 11:40… during the scheduled construction at the Mission Playground facility… Somehow, no one was hurt, despite its smashing a parked car and falling into the south bound lane. Construction workers looked pretty pissed and nervous, although, appearing to be just as confused as to what caused it.”

(thanks Rob!)

UPDATE: Just realizing this may have less to do with Godzilla, and more to do with the aliens that crash landed behind Borderlands a few months ago.

(file photo by me)

There’s a car under there too.

(Thanks, Russell!)

It may be a little early to start thinking about your costume, but here’s a friendly suggestion for you, courtesy of a mailbox.

A little birdie told us our buddy Josh Yule is covering the happy hour shift at the Knockout tonight, and serving up his famed bloody marys til he runs out of supplies. Josh pickles his own okra, and his ladyfriend pickled carrots, green beans and radishes just for this auspicious occasion.

Bartenders all over town have been telling Josh to take his marys public for years. Today is the day. See you all there. RSVP and invite your friends!

[File photo]

Someone stop this vandal!