CONTEST: Win tickets to Rubblebucket tonight at Brick and Mortar Music Hall!

Rubblebucket are playing tonight at Brick & Mortar!

A.) Rubblebucket seems pretty fun:

B.) Brick & Mortar is definitely fun, and if you haven’t been yet, you’re missing out on having access to a legit rock club right here in your neighborhood!

So, win tickets by leaving a comment below relating your best rubble- or bucket-related anecdote. Winner will be chosen based on merit. Contest ends at 4PM today.

More show info, and ticketing, here.

Effort underway to make Dolores Park sunbathers uncomfortable?

So reports one miffed commenter:

Listen up – anyone who has been to DP since kiddy land opened will note that a real effort has been made make gay men who sunbathe feel uncomfortable. Maybe it’s the motorcycle cops driving through the park. But the vibe of the park has changed. Free sprit has been replaced with a Walnut Creek like atmosphere. Which was the plan all along.

The Walnut Creek line is a little melodramatic, but is the other part true? Are sunbathers being targeted?

[Photo by Sergio Ruiz]

Valencia condo view

Sally snapped this shot of the view from the 299 Valencia condo development. Get yourself a telescope and you can go ahead and cancel your subscription to Kink.com.

[photo by Sally Kuchar/Curbed SF]

Early reviews of the Unresolved Love Life of Evelyn Lee are in

Sounds about right!

Darth Vader with grass growing out of his face

It’s subtle.

Salumeria preview tonight at Shotwell’s

Salumeria, again, is a forthcoming new venture from the folks what brought us Flour + Water.

Shotwell’s breaks it down:

Wednesday, April 4th from 6-9

Menu
Cheese and cracker plate $10
Ballottine sandwich with pepperoncini and green garlic aioli $10
Ricotta stuffed cherry peppers with boquerones $5
Almanac beer’s Farmhouse Pale Ale $5

Can’t wait!

First look inside Dolores Park-adjacent Cervecería de MateVeza

Cervecería de MateVeza opens this Saturday at 18th and Church, right across the street from the park. Their black lager is bangin’.

It’s a cozy space that’ll warm up quick when it starts to get chilly in the park and everybody races over for a beer and an empanada.

We’re told they’re the only brewery in town other than Anchor to use real copper brewing gear.

Lots more pictures and reportage after the jump:

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Once upon a time, some kooks wanted to build a floating tetrahedral city in the middle of the San Francisco Bay

Yep. It was going to be called Triton City. Cracked explains:

Triton anticipated a lower maximum population of just over 100,000 people, and was also to be the first fully organic city, complete with a desalination system to re-circulate ocean water. Schematics for Triton were sent to the United States Navy’s Bureau of Ships, to check it for “water-worthiness,” stability and organic capabilities, then off to the Bureau of Yards and Docks to see whether or not they could even build this thing, specifically at the cost they had projected. Both Bureaus gave the thumbs up, and the Navy’s cost estimate came within 10% of Buckminster’s. And that’s probably the craziest part of Triton: At every stage, it was going to work.

So why aren’t you living in a floating metal pyramid, mocking the ocean and all her impotent fury? Like all things, you can probably blame Lyndon B. Johnson for that: The plans had taken too long to get approval, and by the time they did, LBJ left office and took all support for the idea with him. He even took the Triton City model when he left and put it in the Lyndon Baines Johnson Library & Museum. You guys didn’t play nice, so he just took his futuristic water-city and went home. [link]

Bummer! (Although it’s probably for the best; today we don’t have to watch blog trolls complain about Triton douchebags invading the Mission.)

[via husk.org]

Spacey new songs from Still Flyin’

The Bay Bridged just published a sneak peek at the forthcoming new album by Still Flyin’. Here’s what they have to say:

Earnest indie rockers Still Flyin’ have released two new singles — “Travelin Man” and “Cleat Talking” — from their upcoming release On A Bedroom Wall, due out May 22.

“Cleat Talking” is a minimalist song revolving around a simple bass line and a sweet little chorus about Steven Hawking and changing the world.

With a twist on the opening line of an Allman Brothers classic (“Lord I was born a travelin’ man”), “Travelin Man” gently rocks as Still Flyin’ croon about love with a New Order touch.

New Order touch! Yes! Listen here.

Hipster road rage

Shouts and Frowns has a bone to pick:

Today two hipsters screamed out of their window at my Dad to get out of their way on Valencia street because he was driving a bit too slow while looking for parking. I OF COURSE screamed back and first thing my parents said were “Don’t do that even if you are in the right because in America everyone has guns and they’ll shoot whenever they feel like it”. Mission hipsters with guns? I kinda doubt it. I bet this two douchebags’ okcupid profiles said they love peace and ethnic food.

Ha! I bet that’s true! Anything else?

I won’t have said anything if I were driving through Bay View or Cow Palace or something…

Yep. [link]