Mission Mission

Chalk hieroglyphics.

You can’t get mad, it washes right off.

Ran into these little guys on the Valencia leg of my commute home this evening.  Gotta say, the kids around here are getting cooler by the week!  Good to see they still stop at red lights though.

[between 14th and Duboce]

Previously:

Support Mission Skater Kids By Buying The Right To Take Photos With Them And Their Inflated Condom

SFPD Officer Threatens to Break a Skateboarder’s Arm, Allegedly Kicks Him Into Cruiser

This picture is fairly funny all by itself, but some savvy folks in a comment thread determined that, indeed, this signage does not prohibit members of the fairer sex from popping a squat and having their way with this little nook. Hop to it!

Photo by tweetsweet.

Previously:

Mission Sit or Squat (for the ladies)

Our old pal Alex is about to move to New York, and Fashionist was lucky enough to catch her on the way to her farewell party for one last shoot. AND, Alex’s ensemble was so fabulous it warranted a four-picture post — unheard of on Fashionist! Well done, Alex! Break a leg in the big city! Check her out.

Previously:

Alex’s Directorial Debut

Alex Tells Us About Chef Danny Bowien (Then of Farina) and His “Best Pesto in the World”

Behind the Scenes of a Fashionist Photo Shoot

Myles made the announcement this morning: His new 7″ is out now. Limited quantities I’m sure, so get ‘em while they’re hot.

Previously:

Gonna Find Boyfriends TONIGHT

Ramona knows:

People are afraid to do open-mic standup comedy, and it’s probably because it’s just about the most pretentious thing you could possibly do besides run for president or murder someone.

I’m going to get up on this barely elevated stage, and I am going to try to make you laugh. I’m not going to definitely make you laugh, because some things I’m going to say aren’t funny, and some of you can be stupid, but probably not in the same way that I can be stupid, and also some of you laugh mainly on the inside and should really stop coming to open-mics.

Last Wednesday I tried my hand at a comedy open mic.

See how it went. Seriously, it’s a great read. Waaay better than Funny People.

Some shots from this Sunday.  (As usual, click to zoom.)

Watching the World Cup final in the Valencia Street garage of the Mission tricycle stereo guy — thanks! (Sorry, Orange.)

The Ferocious Few on Valencia:

The lead singer telekinetically tuning his guitar:

Another rockin’ band on 24th…

…so rocking, in fact, that their house was doing that Flight of the Conchords wiggle:

Hey, look, another bike band Fossil Fool!

And my personal favorite: French Tacos! The Croque Monsieur (Croque Señor?) was particularly l’awesome.

All and all, a good day (but we really need it to go until at least 4 or 5 PM).  We can do this once a month, no?

On the downside, there was a curious lack of food vendors.  And while I’m sure it’s a permitting nightmare, I’d like to see the city help our favorite food carts get in on this.

Therese enumerates some things dudes yell at her when she rides past on her bike:

- “nice tits” (personal favorite)

- “ride safe, mama.”

- “hey, you! on the bike! yooo-hoo!”

- “i see you getting your exercise, little mama. i see you GETTIN IT. i see you GETTIN IT.”

Entirely pleasant, right? Wrong? Anybody got anything worse?

Photo by Meli.

Cheap and easy!

Happy Birthday, All of Them Witches! Thanks for sharing your friend Sarah’s charming idea!

Previously:

It’s-It Tip

Comes from Mazzy, regarding the Levi’s Workshop on Valencia and the American Apparel store on Valencia that wasn’t:

I guess American Apparel should have bought a friggen printing press.

Corporations take note!

Photo by Sylvain Norget.