Mission Mission

This gag might get more play here on the internet were the bracketed funny some kind of HTML reference, or a WordPress shortcode or something. But it’s cute anyway.

Photo by elizaIO.

“Dude, that’s a mogwai!” I know, man. I know.

Anyway, first there was one. Now there are many. Watch your backs.

Photo by elizaIO.

What??? What do you expect? A bald spot?

Madey Gaga, the new Tumblr by Doug Madey, is always a solid read.

This morning, Doug caught wind of this choice garage sale signage.

Why are you not at Dolores Park right now? What, are you watching Spain Paraguay? Fair enough, but as soon as that’s over try to get in on this drinking game in progress. Definitely look for overdressed Goth chick to come back with a vengeance!

[Photo by Annette]

Previously:

Dolores Park Bingo Card Includes Charming Illustrations of Public Urination and Ganja Treats

Looks like Valencia is getting some official flyer postin’ posts on those halfsie telephone poles. With this increased visibility, maybe now we’ll finally find Grease Lightnin’ the parrot or stop staring at our cell phones.

Mr. Eric Sir has the scoop.

It’s been a while since Ribity’s done anything of note around these parts. Way to come back with a vengeance, old pal.

Now, the big question is, should Rabbity Ribity be the new Mission Mission mascot?

Thanks to Penelope Popsicle for hipping us to this new development.

Previously:

Ribity in a Pickle

Marquee Ribity

Ribity in Berlin

Ribity Bound for China

And it looks like solid gold. I can’t wait to eat several of the Vegan Chinito, and I might have to put my vegetarianism on hold, briefly, so I can eat the Ma Po Tofu. See the whole menu here.

Eater SF reports that MCF will be open for business starting Monday morning. Just in time to CURE ALL OUR HANGOVERS.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

And if you like that, head over to SF Guitarworks for photos of Jackie and her handmade ELECTRIC WASHBOARD GUITAR.

(Thanks, Cristina!)

Regular patron Cranky Old Mission Guy delivers some bad news about Cafe Prague, and then sings its praises:

Cafe Prague @ Mission + Sycamore has indeed gone belly-up — because, I’m guessing, it was empty a lot.

‘Gee, what do they want? We gave them a handful of vaguely-authentic dishes and a short list of beers and interior seating so depressing that they HAD to sit at the cafeteria/picnic-style tables in the enclosed alley-like backyard, regardless of the weather, to avoid having their meals ruined by homeless people pressing their faces and/or asses against the greasy, paint-smeared windows! What could be more authentically MISSION?!’

But I digress.

Okay, okay. Read on and you’ll eventually get to the part about praises.

Photo by Bubli!