Mission Mission

Our buddy Tag Savage (who designs all of Mission Mission’s badass graphics) spotted this flyer (somewhere in NYC we think) and texted it to us promptly. Thanks, Tag!

The Tenderloin Geographic Society reports:

Let us remember with fondness the house that Q*bert built, for it is no more. [link]

If only we’d left the Mission more, maybe we’d have been able to enjoy this thing more. I think I saw one movie in that place, and I think it was some kind of special screening of the Coen Brothers’ now classic The Man Who Wasn’t There, and they handed out promotional plastic combs. I am remembering this with fondness.

Dang! What a shame! UPDATE: It’s back to normal, thank goodness.

Yet other — some might argue lesser (and surely less grassy) — area parks remain verdant:

Why this is?

[Reader Steve D. submitted this story via our Facebook wall.]

[via Amy Halverson]

You get what you pay for.

“I’ll touch your butt!” What a line!

(Also, follow me on Twitter, doy.)

Check out this security footage of two assholes clipping a lock and stealing a bike from a garage downtown. The best part is when the guy tries to get on the bike, but it’s clearly too tall for him and he fails the first couple times trying to mount it.

Unfortunately, they get away with it. If you or anyone you know has any information about this theft or can identify the people involved, get in touch — the victim has a Craigslist post up here.

Here’s a picture of the bike in question:

[via pkingDesign]

[via Primo]

Our buddy J-Lub reports:

Not sure if you guys have blogged this yet or not, but the El Tonayense taqueria on 24th and Shotwell closed a few months back. There has been some renovation going on in there lately, so I poked my head in this morning and asked what was up. Apparently Wise Sons is opening a permanent Jewish deli in that location. Don’t know the projected opening date, but they have been extensively overhauling the place. Should be right!

[Photo by Google Maps]

Have you ever taken a midnight bike ride to Ocean Beach? It’s great. When you get to Golden Gate Park, all you can hear in the darkness is the wind whooshing by and the gentle clicking of your freewheel. Every time I look out on the ocean with my bike by my side, I think, “I am lucky to live here”. If you want in on this awesomeness, it’s easy: just wait around outside Bender’s on Wednesday night until Andrew Sarkarati comes out, and follow him.

If you don’t like hanging out in front of bars waiting for motivated drunk cyclists to trickle out, Mission Bicycle Company is hosting their own midnight bike ride this Saturday. The meetup location will be announced on midnightmystery.org on the day-of. Sounds like an awesome way to spend Saturday night if you don’t plan on partying too hard prior to midnight. If you do, perhaps your chances of getting a BUI will be greatly diminished when you’re riding in a big group. It may be best to stay presentable though, since this ride will apparently be filmed for a short movie.

[via Mission Bicycle]