Fat Katy Perry

This is one last reminder. Attend Uptown Almanac’s Locally-Sourced Pop-Up Comedy Night tonight (like in 90 minutes) at the Roxie… because Mimi:

This is what Sunday Streets in the Mission was like

[Thanks, Pearl!]

BREAKING NEWS: Somebody finally coined an awesome word to describe your crotch

Mary delivers the good news in a post titled NEW NAME FOR THE CROTCH AREA:

“grindquarters”

Let us rejoice!

[Photo by terry.b]

Bike surfer hangin’ loose on a sunny Sunday afternoon

Damn I sure love it when city streets are closed to automobile traffic.

[Photo by Bhautik Joshi]

Some cute New Yorker is aping Humphry Slocombe’s steez

[via Sexpigeon]

Buck naked from the waist down holding up traffic on the 101 onramp

Yeah, no pictures?

[Thanks, Jen!]

When can you trust a woman?

[via cellybrain]

Orderly pile of unused razors on BART part of viral marketing campaign by Coca-Cola?

Last week, somebody came across this orderly pile of (hopefully?) unused razors on BART. Was it an art project? Was it a public health concern? Was it some kind of terrorist plot?

Our buddy David G. wrote in over the weekend with some news:

Umm I may have an explanation

I’m not sure it’s an “explanation” exactly, but it’s pretty good. Here it is:

Stand-up comedy at the Roxie tomorrow

You should totally go to this and support laughs: Uptown Almanac is throwing a comedy bash featuring some of our favorite local stand-up comedians, including Sean Keane and Chris Garcia, at the Roxie tomorrow, Tuesday May 10th.

It’s only $6.50 and there will be lots of complimentary PBR to go around! So if you drink six, that’s like a $3 value. Starts at 7:30pm. We’ll be there, so if you want to take out the entire Mission blogging community all at once, that’s your chance to strike.

Presale tix are available here.

I waited for the T and all I got was a commemorative golden plaque

Margaret sent this in and said it was found at the 24th street BART.

At first this was puzzling to me. Then I realized that if you’re waiting for the T at 24th and Mission, then you’d have enough time to have a plaque made about it, ’cause it aint showing up anytime soon.