Mission Mission

[via Diana Kathleen Bradbury]

This is happening right now at Linea Caffe!

My old college friends are mopping up on Wall Street. The only mopping I'm doing is mopping up the floors of women's restrooms on Van Ness.

— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014

All my friends are married and own dogs. The only dogs I know are the haggard men that chase me up Van Ness asking, "Dollar for BART, dog?"

— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014

Everybody's buying a house these days. The only house I'm buying is a $249.00 DVD set of the complete third season of Fox's "House".

— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014

Everybody gets their shoes polished on Van Ness. The only "Polishing" I'm doing on Van Ness is polishing off a Tommy's Joynt meatball sub.

— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014

Why David isn’t headlining Sketchfest this year I will never know.

Vegemite, cheese, dough. An Aussie delicacy, custom-made just for AUSTRALIA DAY MATE!

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Whenever I see a cool car around the neighborhood, I take pictures and send them to my pal Eric up in Portland who runs Other People’s Things, my favorite car blog. He responds with some knowledge and we post the results here and it’s called “Car Beat.” Here’s what Eric has to say about this little beauty:

That’s a nice car you found, looks to me like a Studebaker Lark Convertible. Very nice. Probably one of the most versatile designs from Studebaker, it had a ton of different variations; they even used the front end from the B-pillar forward in their pickup truck, the Champ.

Thanks, Eric!

And now:

New this week at the Dear Mom Kitchen. Bomb.

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