Mission Mission

See them in there? Little smudges of purple in with the seitan. It was kind of like when you put jam on your Monte Cristo sandwich I guess.

Only on the specials board at Bender’s. Keep your eyes peeled.

(Thanks, Jess!)

UPDATE: Vic got a pic of the specials board…

Not quite as cool as when the Delorean from Back to the Future was hanging out, but still cool.

I wonder what year this dude came from:

Thanks, Jason!

Here’s the deal:

In the glorious, annual tradition of the hot rod pin-up girl calendar, AUTOCULT, a new magazine that preserves and promotes the American custom automotive culture, put together twelve  months of a few of the most iconic custom cars with beautiful women in front of some of the most talented photographers of our generation.

To celebrate the launch, AUTOCULT is hosting a release party at the Pretty Pretty Collective on Saturday, Jan. 12 from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., complete with $2 PBRs, records spun by Dirty  Donny and Big Nate, San Francisco’s original Derby Jackets for sale, hot rods parked out front and a few of the hot girls featured in the calendar inside. Calendars will be available for  purchase at a show-only price of $20 during the event only (regularly $30, shipped).

And here’s a making-of video (for further “info”):

Let’s go break it in!

[via Dear Mom]

Apparently tomorrow is National Hot Toddy Day. Where in the Mission shall we celebrate?

Furthermore, maybe we should do a big official hot toddy crawl?

[Photo by Olivia]

Two full weeks after it toppled, and they finally got around to propping it back up. First, they lift it off the ground with a bigass crane:

Then they weld some shit back together:

Done.

And it’s right here in the Mission!

Here’s the deal, straight from the Haç‘s mouth:

Haçeteria is a fog and laser fueled monthly dance night organized by DJs Tristes Tropiques, Nihar, Jason P, and Smac, who play the steamiest electronic dance music vinyl slabs, including Classic House, Acid, Techno, Rave, and Electronic Body Music, as well as occasional flirtations with more recent related rhythms. Club Haçeteria is also dedicated to highlighting a diverse array of live electronic dance musicians that are breaking new ground while moving bodies on the dance floor.

RSVP and invite your friends!

Here’s what it’s like, as reported by unfrozenhous3wife:

“I want to take you on a date …to Delirium …right now.”
―skater bro at Thieves Tavern on New Years Eve [link]

Oldies Night is tomorrow at the Knockout!

[via Josh Yule]

(According to statistics and stuff.)

5. Beerito! (Or: How to smuggle a beer into a music festival by disguising it as a burrito)

4. Louis C.K. performs secret Saturday night show in SF, picks up everybody’s bar tabs

3. 122-year-old gravestone washes up on Ocean Beach

2. Emoji man giving the finger and jacking off onto emoji woman’s face and tits

1. Peeing out the window of a moving Muni bus (aka Princess Buspiss)

Happy New Year, y’all!