Very important bagel idea

Fog slab

[via Cosmic Amanda]

Fun with babes and their hair

Stilly is the best app, I’m telling you.

Also, I like to imagine they’re all dancing to “Humans Be Swayed” by Thee Oh Sees, who are playing later today in the Mission at Phono del Sol!

(Thanks, gals!)

Natalie Portman reportedly hanging out in the Mission all day today

A tipster tells us she was just seen buying a bunch of stuff at Self Edge, our local denim purveyor (which, incidentally, is having a special tintype photography event tonight in collaboration with Photobooth). The tipster indicates that it sounds like her plan is to spend the day in the Mission. Keep your eyes peeled!

Disembodied BART platform voice responds to news of the BART fuckers

Yesterday the internet was all abuzz over the video of two people fucking on a BART train.

One of the best bits of buzz, discovered by Mission resident Josh Ellingson, are field recordings of the BART announcements themselves reacting to the news. Click here to listen.

The dance party that’s named after a Strokes song and uses pictures of the Rapture and LCD Soundsystem in its marketing materials

Of course we’re talking about Last Nite, the new 2000s indie dance party from the geniuses behind Debaser. Tonight they kick off a new regular gig at Elbo Room:

DJs Jamie Jams and Emdee bring you all the hits from a time when punks suddenly remembered how to dance.

It’s like we ate Pitchfork, stole your iPod and then rode off on your track bike.

$10, $5 before 11 pm. Photos by Josh Cobos.

RSVP and invite your friends!

Now let’s rock out:

If you’ve ever wanted to watch two people fuck on a BART train [NSFW]

Watch this video.

(Thanks, Quonky & Nanosaur!)

Hey Mini Cooper, what do you love?

Well then.

New Adobe Books grand opening this Saturday!

The moment that many of you have been waiting for is finally here:

Adobe Books is now Adobe Books & Arts Cooperative. We are a cooperative business owned by Andrew McKinley and thirteen other volunteers who worked hard to save Adobe.

Let’s raise a glass to Adobe’s past, present and future, as we celebrate the grand opening of Adobe at our new home on 24th St.

There’ll be beer from Speakeasy, snacks from Tartine and Rainbow, music by DJs Kevin Spaghetti & Baron Van West, and a bunch of rad art from local artists.  Check out all the details here!

Drone’s-eye view of Dolores Park

Freaky, and beautiful. Freaky-beautiful.

Watch the whole video:

http://youtu.be/nxzh92Bb2RY

[via Dolores Park Works]